All I Want for Christmas Is a Real Good Tan

Ooh, don't you think it's a pretty good plan?
All I want for Christmas is a real good tan
All I want for Christmas is a real good tan
Take me to the islands, put my feet in the sand
Rockin' to and fro with the rhythm of the ocean
Singin' Silent Night with the palm trees a-blowing
Ooh, don't you think it's a pretty good plan?
All I want for Christmas is a real good tan
Well if you're thinkin' 'bout gettin' me a present this year
Let me put a bug in your cute little ear
How 'bout two tickets to a tropical shore
Where we don't have to wear these winter clothes anymore?
Instead of turkey we'll have mahi-mahi grillin'
And piña colada in the blender chillin'
All I want for Christmas is a real good tan
Take me to the islands, put my feet in the sand
Rockin' to and fro with the rhythm of the ocean
Singin' Silent Night with the palm trees blowing
Ooh, don't you think it's a pretty good plan?
All I want for Christmas is a real good tan
Well everybody's praying for a Christmas of white
Come to think about it, that'll be all right
As long as it's sand and not snow on the ground
And every day our skin gets a little more brown
Then we'll string some lights in a coconut tree
I rub some oil on you and you can rub some on me
All I want for Christmas is a real good tan
I can see us baby, on the beach hand-in-hand
Rocking to and fro with the rhythm of the ocean
Baby won't you say you and me will be goin'?
Ooh, I can almost feel my toes in the sand
All I want for Christmas is a real good tan
Don't worry baby, we'll celebrate plenty
I'll buy you some shades and a brand-new bikini
We won't have to worry 'bout the holiday rush
It'll be you and me falling deeper in love
Ooh, don't you think it's a pretty good plan?
All I want for Christmas is a real good tan
All I want for Christmas is a real good tan