Let's Get Ugly

She says I'm a bum, she says I'm a rogue
It's my style, my third rate backstreet vogue
She says that I'm fat, I say that she's thin
It's 1987 and ugly is in
If we're in your street, all girls and guys
Will run like hell for hair and hide
So don't get down if you're not so lovely
It's 1988 - time to get ugly
Should be a crime to be that ugly
She's a real ugly lady - you!
The ugliest in the world - G!
You know I don't mean maybe - L!
So won't somebody tell me - why!
It should be a crime to be that ugly
Ugly, oh yeah, she's my ugly girl
Ugly, oh yeah, tailor-made for another world
Ugly, oh yeah, seems to wear it well
Ugly, oh yeah, we suit each other well
"Hot as hell, hot hot hot as hell"
She likes to get down, she likes to get dirty
We like to fool around like Pinky and Perky
A roll in the mud never hurt this pig
It's 1989 and ugly is in
We steal our style from the bargain bin
A style pig sty is the state we're in
So don't get down if you're not so lovely
It's 1990 - time to get ugly
Should be a crime to be that ugly
She's a real ugly lady - you!
I mean ugly, ugly, urghhh - G!
You know I don't mean maybe - L!
So won't somebody tell me - why!
It should be a crime to be that ugly
"Hot as hell"
Rockman rock!
Yo! Go!
"Do one more"
"Hot hot hot as hell"
And it should be a crime to be that ugly
Ugly
"...Precisely"