Bolero

This town
This town
Is a sealed tuna sandwich
Sealed tuna sandwich
With the wrapper glued
(with the wrapper glued!)
It's by baloney on the rack
Rant-tant-tant
Tant-tant-tant
Tant-tant-tant
It goes for 40 cents a whack
It's just a rancid little snack
In a plastic bag
From a matron in la habre with a blown-out crack
Who dies to suck the fringe off of jimmy carl black!