7 Foot Man

We just wrote this song on the bus the other day so just sit back and relax
I'm the 7 foot man
I've committed no crime
Bumping my head into doorways
It happens all the time
I'm 7 feet tall
And I repeat
They don't make a ski boot that can fit my feet
I'm 7 feet tall
And I don't play basketball
I'm 7 feet tall
But I'm still just a man
So of course it hurts me a lot
When I walk into the ceiling fan
Small people say I wish I was him
But its been nine years since I've had a trim
The barber says
I can't reach the top of his head
7 foot man
(ha ha)I cannot hide
7 foot man
I know cause I've tried
7 foot man
My last girlfriend died
Because my penis
Is 7 foot wide
So the next time you see me
Walking around
And my head is right about to hit a tree branch
Tell me to duck down
And I'll pay you back
Soon you will see
By getting you frisbee down from that tree
I do what I can
I'm the 7 foot man
7 foot man
7 foot man