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Edit lightly
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When in doubt, ask the crowd
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Adam Sandler:
And now the excited Southerner has a job interview.
Man:
So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to this company.
Excited Southerner:
...Good question, I have a good answer for that...first first first of all I am
a very...very hard work...vocational skills...I went to...willing to work on a
holidays...I had a tango and mirumba lessons...learning to get along with other
people...but, I'm sorry I got my G.E.D....with a overtime...time and a
half...speakin in two languages...Spanish and a...a..another one....and I and
and...loyal like a dog...tell you that much...willin to start at the
bottom...and also willing...to stay there...your intestines...completely
flawless...drug-free with a...whoo-wee..good references...if you call my last
boss...he was..actually he was gonna inform me...with a...I got no dependence
with the W-2 form...and I was wondering..
Man:
You know what? That's great but, uh, we don't have anything open right now.
Thanks for comin' down.
Yeah, if you really think my memory is that good, I am 6' tall, 110 lbs, blue-eyed, with natural blonde hair, natural (and perky mind you) boobies, a washboard-hard arse, and I speak five languages flawlessly. LOL. Just excited about the possiblities... Here's to the talented Mr. Sandler.
Yeah, if you really think my memory is that good, I am 6' tall, 110 lbs, blue-eyed, with natural blonde hair, natural (and perky mind you) boobies, a washboard-hard arse, and I speak five languages flawlessly. LOL. Just excited about the possiblities... Here's to the talented Mr. Sandler.
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Adam Sandler: And now the excited Southerner has a job interview.
Man: So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to this company.
Excited Southerner: ...Good question, I have a good answer for that...first first first of all I am a very...very hard work...vocational skills...I went to...willing to work on a holidays...I had a tango and mirumba lessons...learning to get along with other people...but, I'm sorry I got my G.E.D....with a overtime...time and a half...speakin in two languages...Spanish and a...a..another one....and I and and...loyal like a dog...tell you that much...willin to start at the bottom...and also willing...to stay there...your intestines...completely flawless...drug-free with a...whoo-wee..good references...if you call my last boss...he was..actually he was gonna inform me...with a...I got no dependence with the W-2 form...and I was wondering..
Man: You know what? That's great but, uh, we don't have anything open right now. Thanks for comin' down.
Excited Southerner: Cool.
Man: Are you alright?
Yeah, if you really think my memory is that good, I am 6' tall, 110 lbs, blue-eyed, with natural blonde hair, natural (and perky mind you) boobies, a washboard-hard arse, and I speak five languages flawlessly. LOL. Just excited about the possiblities... Here's to the talented Mr. Sandler.
Yeah, if you really think my memory is that good, I am 6' tall, 110 lbs, blue-eyed, with natural blonde hair, natural (and perky mind you) boobies, a washboard-hard arse, and I speak five languages flawlessly. LOL. Just excited about the possiblities... Here's to the talented Mr. Sandler.