"Fast car" is kind of a continuation of Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run." It has all the clawing your way to a better life, but in this case the protagonist never makes it with her love; in fact she is dragged back down by him.
There is still an amazing amount of hope and will in the lyrics; and the lyrics themselve rank and easy five. If only music was stronger it would be one of those great radio songs that you hear once a week 20 years after it was released. The imagery is almost tear-jerking ("City lights lay out before us", "Speeds so fast felt like I was drunk"), and the idea of starting from nothing and just driving and working and denigrating yourself for a chance at being just above poverty, then losing in the end is just painful and inspiring at the same time.
[Hello boys and girls, here we are in Romper Room school again
and Mr. Doobie is here!]
It's the officials adventures of..
[Verse One]
I caught Spider Man jerkin off in a booth
to a Wonder Woman comic, then that Bionic
Bitch fucked the Hulk a.k.a. Bruce Banner
Did I see Santa? No, it's the Green Lantern
Little Bo Peep cold fucked her sheep
Keep eatin that pussy, fuck Mother Goose-why
Best fuck a bitch Bullwinkle's kinda moose-why
Triple X hardcore; nigga fuck a floozy
Miss Piggy, got 'em thinkin sticky
Mickey Mouse pulled her blouse smoked a blunt fuck a hickie
Dorothy, Tin Man, the Lion and the Scarecrow
Messin with that pussy hairy just like the werewolf
It's the officials adventures of.. (super hoe)
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
And meanwhile..
[Verse Two]
Cyclops, Wolverine and the Nightcrawler
went to a bar, and yo, they had dollars
Rolled an Impala, hittin all switches
While Richie Rich riches, pulls all the bitches
I turned on the headset, like Judy Jetson
Here comes Barbie, look who she lets in
Hansel, Gretel; Gretel, fuck the kettle
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
(It's a small world) Ready for some call girl
Wrapped around her neck a link, that was all pearls
Nice as Medusa, dancin on tables
Joker's got a lap dance from Charlie's Angels
It's the officials adventures of.. (super hoe)
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
"The Batmobile, let's go!"
[Interlude]
It's night, in a secret hideaway somewhere in Gotham City
as a woman in a feline costume strokes a Siamese cat
and speaks to several well-dressed men
[Verse Three]
Twinkle, twinkle, porno star
Superhoe, tell me who you are
Catwoman in a red tight see-through
Dancin on a pole, with a do-see-do
Mosie on out, now where goes the ho they call
Cinderella, makin men jealous
Like Dick Tracy, Tweety, Sylvester
(Sufferin succotash!)
Cause Snow White's gonna be fuckin all night
Strobelight dancin in front of the mirror
He-Man's fuckin with Smurfette and She-Ra
The freaky, freaky-deaky, Wilma Flintstone
Betty too - is she ready for the nympho?
It's the officials adventures of..
"I'll only do it for lots of cash!"
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
and Mr. Doobie is here!]
It's the officials adventures of..
[Verse One]
I caught Spider Man jerkin off in a booth
to a Wonder Woman comic, then that Bionic
Bitch fucked the Hulk a.k.a. Bruce Banner
Did I see Santa? No, it's the Green Lantern
Little Bo Peep cold fucked her sheep
Keep eatin that pussy, fuck Mother Goose-why
Best fuck a bitch Bullwinkle's kinda moose-why
Triple X hardcore; nigga fuck a floozy
Miss Piggy, got 'em thinkin sticky
Mickey Mouse pulled her blouse smoked a blunt fuck a hickie
Dorothy, Tin Man, the Lion and the Scarecrow
Messin with that pussy hairy just like the werewolf
It's the officials adventures of.. (super hoe)
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
And meanwhile..
[Verse Two]
Cyclops, Wolverine and the Nightcrawler
went to a bar, and yo, they had dollars
Rolled an Impala, hittin all switches
While Richie Rich riches, pulls all the bitches
I turned on the headset, like Judy Jetson
Here comes Barbie, look who she lets in
Hansel, Gretel; Gretel, fuck the kettle
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
(It's a small world) Ready for some call girl
Wrapped around her neck a link, that was all pearls
Nice as Medusa, dancin on tables
Joker's got a lap dance from Charlie's Angels
It's the officials adventures of.. (super hoe)
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
"The Batmobile, let's go!"
[Interlude]
It's night, in a secret hideaway somewhere in Gotham City
as a woman in a feline costume strokes a Siamese cat
and speaks to several well-dressed men
[Verse Three]
Twinkle, twinkle, porno star
Superhoe, tell me who you are
Catwoman in a red tight see-through
Dancin on a pole, with a do-see-do
Mosie on out, now where goes the ho they call
Cinderella, makin men jealous
Like Dick Tracy, Tweety, Sylvester
(Sufferin succotash!)
Cause Snow White's gonna be fuckin all night
Strobelight dancin in front of the mirror
He-Man's fuckin with Smurfette and She-Ra
The freaky, freaky-deaky, Wilma Flintstone
Betty too - is she ready for the nympho?
It's the officials adventures of..
"I'll only do it for lots of cash!"
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
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Superhoes Lyrics as written by Larry Muggerud Jason Vasquez
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