Skit 1

Hello boys and girls
Welcome to your De La Soul read-a-long storybook
When you hear this sound, that means turn the page
And now we begin our exciting adventure of, De La Soul is Dead
Oh my God Vanilla Ice
He's so fly
The boy is so good
Did you see his body?
He could dance too
He could
He's better than any rapper I ever seen
And plus his dancers
He's so jammin'
Yo, what's up?
Yo, Jeff, where you been, man?
Guess what I just found, I just found a De La Soul tape in the garbage
For real? Let's hear it
No
Aww, be like that
What's up, cocksnot? How ya doing, buddy?
Cocksnot? You gonna let him call you that? Sucker
Leave me alone
What do we have here?
Nothing
Listen, you little Arsenio Hall gum having punk
Oooh You let him call you Arsenio Oooh
I want the tape
It's mine
Oh, he played you Jeff's getting played Jeff Jeff Bodyslam him, Jeff
Now I've got the new De La Soul tape Hey dicksnot, buttcrust, get over here
What's up baby?
Coolin'
I just got this De La Soul tape, man, slamming Where's the box? The box
So, yo, let's get with the shilsnihilsnobilsno
I got the bidox, let's do this like Brutus
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High and Rising, this is Don Newkirk