Sweet baby Jesus on fire
I'ma need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull my ass outta this
Devil kept poking the bull, so I shipped her ass to Mozambique
'Cause I was over it

Shoulda dumped my gat into the Verde
But what if she's a zombie or a Dracula, I better hang onto this
Lordy, with my hand upon the bible, swear I shot the damn devil, not a bitch,
But the popo don't give a shit

Lordy, won't you show a little mercy,
I've been on the straight and narrow since the judge and the warden done parole'd me
Rat poison, devil kept poking, so I shipped her ass to Mozambique
'Cause I was over it

I lost my head a bit
Please get me outta this

Goddamn judge found me guilty of public intoxication
Public urination and parole violation, but the CSI couldn't find the body to corroborate my bullshit story
Sweet Jesus don't let the judge release me
What if she's a zombie or a Dracula and tries to fucking eat me?
Devil walked away from a bangin' trip to Mozambique

Help me outta this (x4)

Lyrics submitted by DAMtastychicken, edited by princessfaldor, Mellow_Harsher

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    General CommentWhite trash trailer park mullet man did too much meth and shot his old lady cuz he was paranoid and thought she was a demon. He was so high he can't remember what he did with the body or that he did something with the body and thinks it just disappeared so she must be supernatural, confirming in his mind that the paranoid delusion is real.

    He tries to confess to police out of paranoia but they think he's crazy and a meth head and making the story up but they get him on a parole violation.

    He's so afraid that he'd rather stay in jail. Cuz that woman vampire demon is out there... waiting.
    Reptile_brainon March 06, 2016   Link

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