Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
She feeds her face with cheddar balls
As my brain cells start to pop
She licks her fingers, stares away
Her IQ slowly drops
I pry my eyes as best I can
From that big electric stain
She feeds her face with cheddar balls
And crams more nonsense in her brain
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
Just when I thought I'd seen it all
They pull a cretin from the shelves
And flash that filth under their nails
To make us feel better about ourselves
As they ooze across the screen
Like a pustule gutter troll
We fill our coffers full of gold
And praise the skill of Asshole
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just Moron TV
Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just Moron TV
Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just Moron TV
Well that one's fit for a sex tape
Well that one's fit for a dad
Well that one had more babies
Than anyone's ever had
That one married a rock star
That made all little girls squeal
And that one want to be president
'Cause she's got more eye appeal
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just Moron TV
Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
She feeds her face with cheddar balls
As my brain cells start to pop
She licks her fingers, stares away
Her IQ slowly drops
I pry my eyes as best I can
From that big electric stain
She feeds her face with cheddar balls
And crams more nonsense in her brain
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
Just when I thought I'd seen it all
They pull a cretin from the shelves
And flash that filth under their nails
To make us feel better about ourselves
As they ooze across the screen
Like a pustule gutter troll
We fill our coffers full of gold
And praise the skill of Asshole
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just Moron TV
Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just Moron TV
Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just Moron TV
Well that one's fit for a sex tape
Well that one's fit for a dad
Well that one had more babies
Than anyone's ever had
That one married a rock star
That made all little girls squeal
And that one want to be president
'Cause she's got more eye appeal
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just Moron TV
Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
Lyrics submitted by miramarjuice
Moron TV Lyrics as written by Les Claypool Jay Lane
Lyrics © Downtown Music Publishing
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I think it's about how celebrities today are talent less assholes who steal money from society, and we praise them for being assholes (Jersey Shore). Also, I think it's about people who got fame for stupid things they did.
"That one's famous for a sex tape" Probably Paris Hilton "That one's famous from her dad" I'm guessing Miley Cyrus (Not sure on this one) "That one had more babies than anyone's ever had" The girl who had octuplets (8 babies) "That one married a rock star that made all the little girls squeal" I can't think of an example from the top of my head. "And that one wants to be President 'cause she's got moron appeal" Obviously, Sarah Palin.