Mama

This one goes out
From the bottom of our hearts
To the most important lady in our lives
It’s time to pay some respect
I hope you’re proud of us
‘Cause we’re proud of you
Mama
You raised me right
Mama
Showed me the light
Through pain and strife
You gave us life
When I fell down you were there to pick me up
When I felt bad you were there to build me up
Gave everything you had in the world to me
And you made me the man I’m supposed to be
Jane, even though I don’t say it often enough
I appreciate everything you did for us
Never take you for granted ‘cause it ain’t hard to see
The best parts of you are now a part of me (Oh Mama)
And when it’s cold outside
You kept us warm and held us down
Mama: Hi boys, who wants a snack?
Boys: Mom, get out we’re in the studio! Oh my god!
Mama: Just checking out my guys
Boys: Get out of here! We’re making a track, you idiot! Just leave! Just go! Go!
Mama: Okey-doke
Boys: You suck, mom!
You’re my one true love, my heart, my mom
Show respect in the form of this song
So when life gets hard and it makes you cry
I’ll always be there to wipe a tear from your eye
My mom’s my number one fan, my best friend
And I’ll never disrespect---
Boys: Mom!
Mama: I know you said you weren’t hungry, but I made ants on a log
Boys: Leave! Get the fuck out! Leave! Leave! Go!
Mama: How’s your little club going?
Boys: It’s not a club! It’s a rap group! God!
Mama: I’ll leave these here anyway and eat them if you want.
Boys: Fine! Go to hell, mom!
She’s an angel on earth with invisible wings
I’d put no one above, summer, winter or spring (Or fall)
Mama: Have you guys seen the remote?
Boys: Oh my god! Leave us alone! Fuck you, mom! I hope you fucking die!
Jump in front of a bullet if it could save my mom
???
Mama: Never mind, I found it!
Boys: God damn it! Oh my god! You asshole!
Dad: Is everything okay?
Boys: Shut the fuck up, dad!
Mama: Hey, be nice to Dad!
Boys: Fuck dad! I can’t believe you have sex with that guy!
This goes out to all the moms
Trying to protect their kids from drama
Love was no golden ring
No matter what they say, you’re beautiful
Put your lighters in the sky
Wave them back from side to side
If you’re feeling lost and alone
Let our voices guide you home
Mama: Is something burning down there?
Boys: Get the fuck out! Now!