No Homo (Outro)

Hey, man
Hey
Dude, you’re looking pretty…you been working out?
Uh yeah, why are you looking?
Oh, no not like that, man, I mean, no homo.
Oh, “no homo”? Cool.
When you wanna compliment a friend (No homo)
But you don’t want that friendship to end (No homo)
To tell a dude just how you feel (No homo)
Say “no homo” so he knows the deal (No homo)
Ay, dude you’ve got a fresh style (No homo)
And you know you’ve got the best smile (No homo)
Your girlfriend is a lucky lady (No homo)
But your looks would make a handsome baby (No homo)
I like the way you sort of fill out that shirt (No homo)
It’s hard to pull off but you make it work (No homo)
Ayyo, I kinda like your natural scent (No homo)
Ayyo, I kinda like the musical Rent (No homo)
Man, I can’t decide who wore it best (No homo)
But I’m feeling Diane Keaton’s vest (No homo)
I admit it I’m a fashionista (No homo)
And I know every line to Mystic Pizza (No homo)
D-d-damn this rose is something special (No homo)
Yeah, we should goof around and wrestle (No homo)
Let’s hit the hot tub and take a dunk (No homo)
We’re all friends ain’t no need for trunks (No homo)
Man, I’m really feeling buzzed right now (No homo)
Are you really feeling buzzed right now? (No homo)
Dude, we should watch this gay porno tape (No homo)
But as a joke ‘cause we’re all straight! (No homo)
Man, you could wash laundry on those abs (No homo)
Yo, I think girls look good in drag (No homo)
Ay, I’ve been thinking about posing nude (No homo)
Yo, I’ve been thinking about fucking a dude! (No homo)
Or we could three-way 69 (No homo)
Or human centipede in a line (No homo)
Or some docking could be hella fun (No homo)
Oh yeah, man, or I could do this one (No homo)
Ayyo, no homo but I wanna dress up like Dorothy (No homo)
And buttfuck a dude while he 69s Morrissey (No homo)
No homo, but I wish I lived in Ancient Greece (No homo)
To give young Socrates the ill full release (No homo)
Ayyo, no homo but today I’m coming out the closet (No homo)
Wanna scream it from the mountains like a gay prophet (No homo)
Those two words have set me free (No homo)
Damn, it feels good to be (No homo)