The Creep

[John Waters]
Hi, I'm John Waters, and this is the creep.
When you're out at a club and you see a fly girl
Do the creep (ha)
And do the creep (ha)
And if you wanna make friends at the ATM
Do the creep (hoo)
And do the creep (ha)
Well we got a new dance, so get up on your feet
It's real easy to do and it's called the creep
Let your hands flop around like a marionette
Pop your knees up and down, sh-sh-shakin' your neck
Now pull your waistband up like you expecting a flood
And slick your hair down flat like it was covered in mud
Trim up your pencil mustache and pop them peepers
Pump this in your speakers, you a certified creeper
When you see a country peach laying out at the beach
Do the creep (ha)
And do the creep (ha)
And when a fine P.Y.T. walks in front of your tree
Do the creep (hoo)
And do the creep (ha)
I was six years old when I started creeping
My parents took it to their room and I started peeping
You can't imagine their surprise when they lifted their heads
And saw my little ass creeping at the foot of the bed
Yeah, they knew I was a creep since the day I was born
Came poppin' out my momma like some kettle corn
Yeah, the doctor caught my head and he starting freakin'
Cause I came out clean and I came out creepin'
Nicki, Nicki,
Nicki, Nicki, Nicki, Nicki!
[Nicki Minaj]
When I was a girl, I creeped in the boys locker room
Hide deep inside, it was my little creep stalker room
As they disrobed I was oo-gling and ogling
Little did they know that for me they were modeling
And-and-and-and I would laugh, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha
And they would dance, la la la la la la la, la
So pop-pop-pop your peepers and tweak out your sneakers
Don't sleep, come on, get your creep on wit' me
When you go and get your sweatin' off the bride at her weddin'
Do the creep (ha)
And do the creep (ha)
[Nicki Minaj]
Or when you sneak into a wake and you see a beefcake
Do the creep (hoo)
And do the creep (ha)
When the judge is a hottie and you can't control your body
Do the creep (ha)
And do the creep (ha)
[Nicki Minaj]
So get your knees flexin' and your arms T-rexin'
And creep (hoo)
Do the creep (ha)
[John Waters]
And don't forget to smile!