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I Just Had Sex Lyrics

Sometimes
Something beautiful happens in this world
You don't know how to express yourself so you just gotta sing

I just had sex
And it felt so good
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I just had sex
And I'll never go back to the not having sex ways of the past

Have you ever had sex? I have it felt great
It felt so good when I did it with my penis
A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having sex can make a nice man out of the meanest
Never guess where I just came from, I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best
When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done
Oh hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing
Nice of any girl ever- now sing!

I just had sex
And it felt so good
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I wanna tell the world

To be honest I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense- but man, screw it
I ain't one to argue with a good thing
She could be my wife- that good?
The best 30 seconds of my life
I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her
'Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
With that in mind, the soft, nice smellin' girl's better
'Cuz she let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater

So this one's dedicated to them girls that let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far
Whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you

She kept lookin' at her watch
- Doesn't matter had sex
But I cried the whole time
- Doesn't matter had sex
I think she might've been a racist
- Doesn't matter had sex
She put a bag on my head
- Still counts

I just had sex
And my dreams came true
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me

I just had sex
And it felt so good
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I just had sex
And I'll never go back to the not having sex days of the past
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vynalseat On Dec 19, 2010
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Cover art for I Just Had Sex lyrics by Lonely Island, The

Clearly, this song is an expression of the phenomenon of intellectual enlightenment, by way of metaphorical comparison to the well-known experience of sexual intercourse. The song portrays enlightenment as overwhelmingly positive, with an almost childish underlying simplicity to it.

One should make note of several subtle tendencies that are alluded to in the song. For example, the fact that enlightened thought is facilitated by objectivity, and thus the bias in intellectual circles towards objective expression, is shown through the very particular ("It felt so good when I did it with my penis"). The notion that institutional reception credits pure understanding over flair and subjective profoundness is expressed through the section that reviews the circumstances of the sexual accomplishment ("doesn't matter, had sex... still counts"). The song refers to the phenomenon of emergence from ignorance and the simultaneously trivial and profound preference for enlightened existence ("and I'll never go back"). The female body as a facilitating entity is also used to extend the point about the almost paradoxical dichotomy of understanding as both extremely simple yet profound ("I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her"). The song also suggests by example the importance of verification and information sharing towards advancing thought ("I called my parents right after I was done").

The video shows the process of transcendence from skepticism to popular acceptance, as the singers first are greeted by the disgust of their partners and the bewildered shock of onlookers, before graduating to an extatic chorus of acceptence by the end of the clip. The firework homage to Katy Perry demonstrates the process of generalization of understanding and applying it in ways that are personally meaningful. The choice of characters in the film, both the world-wise master rapper and the pair of eager novices, show that through the eyes of wisdom, all people have equal standing.

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@vlaeriya Brilliant analysis! Cracking up here...

@vlaeriya What the fuck

Cover art for I Just Had Sex lyrics by Lonely Island, The

Having trouble figuring out what this on was about.

Cover art for I Just Had Sex lyrics by Lonely Island, The

Somebody just had sex :D

She kept lookin' at her watch

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  • Doesn't matter had sex But I cried the whole time
  • Doesn't matter had sex I think she might've been a racist
  • Doesn't matter had sex She put a bag on my head
  • Still counts <---Best part
  • Doesn't matter had sex But I cried the whole time
  • Doesn't matter had sex I think she might've been a racist
  • Doesn't matter had sex She put a bag on my head
  • Still counts <---Best part
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    yeah... and it wasn't you zydrate :)

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    yeah or you flapperjacks....what a dumb screen name right?

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    Cover art for I Just Had Sex lyrics by Lonely Island, The

    Actually sooooo funny!

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    saw the video last christmas eve and i laughed my ass off! very funny and very entertaining, plus blake lively is hoooooottttt in the music video!

    Hmm i think they just had sex, but i could be wrong. X) i might have to double check

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    ah. so thats why a guy asked me if he could wear chain a turtle neck sweater before. that makes LOTS of sense.

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    I think its about ponies :)

    Very small ponies ;)

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    someone I know convinced his girlfriend to watch this right after they had sex

    Ok, gotta admit those who listen to this song repeatedly probably have larger egos than they do wee-wees. He sounds as though he's 12 and having sex for the first time. And he's not going back to going without sex. I'm thinking this song was written for a young boy (ie. immature man). Wonder if the sequel will be about unprotected sex; unwanted pregnancy; and STD's. I just luv raining on the male parade;) Interesting song, though. Very campy.

    I just ignore the braggers since they don't care about anyone's feelings but their own. I like Depeche Mode for relaxation :D

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    I think it's sort of a satire of people who have that mindset when they lose their virginity. Kind of like "Jizzed In My Pants" was a satire of people saying x, y, z made them "jizz in their pants"

    Either way, I don't think this song is meant to be taken too seriously...

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    I don't even know what "jizzed in my pants" means. Let's leave it at that, thank you very much.

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