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Early Christmas Present Lyrics
How could you let her touch you in a place you didn't want touched?
How could you let her get so close to you
That she could kiss your neck and kiss it gently
And kiss it gently, and kiss it gently?
How could you take her number from her when you met her in that bar?
How could you offer her a drink, and then the front seat of your car
And kiss her gently and kiss her gently and kiss her hard?
How could you lie to me right to my face?
How could your best friend's ex-girlfriend's younger sister's mate
Know before I did? Before I did, before I did?
How could you string me on for so long for just over 11 months?
How could I be so stupid and so blind?
You know I think I had a hunch about this anyway
About this whole thing, about this girl
I thought that it was just a phase,
you were so distant and so cold,
I thought that it was just your age,
and the fear of getting old
You were so different, you acted different, you were impatient
And you lied to me right to my face
And your best friend's ex-girlfriend's younger sister's mate
Knew before I did, before I did, before I did
'Cause if you run into the eye of the storm,
Take it round the back
You better hit the floor
'Cause screaming "No! I can't take it, I can't take it
I can't take it anymore"
Till your eyes and your mouth is sore
Doesn't help anyone, doesn't do any good
But you'd do something else if you only could
And I wish I could grow up, wish I could be well-behaved
But every time I look you in the eye I send you to the grave
And that pretty pretty girl, with her nice sweet lips
With your eyes on her chest and your hands on her hips
This itch, this burn, this pain, this draining feeling
Turns out needs a cream to help it go away
So thanks for leaving me the gift you gave!
And NO! I can't take it I can't take it I can't take it anymore
I can't take it I can't take it I can't take it anymore
I can't take it I can't take it I can't take it anymore
I can't take it I can't take it I can't take it anymore
(repeat)
How could you let her get so close to you
That she could kiss your neck and kiss it gently
And kiss it gently, and kiss it gently?
How could you take her number from her when you met her in that bar?
How could you offer her a drink, and then the front seat of your car
And kiss her gently and kiss her gently and kiss her hard?
How could your best friend's ex-girlfriend's younger sister's mate
Know before I did? Before I did, before I did?
How could I be so stupid and so blind?
You know I think I had a hunch about this anyway
About this whole thing, about this girl
I thought that it was just a phase,
you were so distant and so cold,
I thought that it was just your age,
and the fear of getting old
You were so different, you acted different, you were impatient
And your best friend's ex-girlfriend's younger sister's mate
Knew before I did, before I did, before I did
Take it round the back
You better hit the floor
'Cause screaming "No! I can't take it, I can't take it
I can't take it anymore"
Till your eyes and your mouth is sore
Doesn't help anyone, doesn't do any good
But you'd do something else if you only could
And I wish I could grow up, wish I could be well-behaved
But every time I look you in the eye I send you to the grave
And that pretty pretty girl, with her nice sweet lips
With your eyes on her chest and your hands on her hips
This itch, this burn, this pain, this draining feeling
Turns out needs a cream to help it go away
So thanks for leaving me the gift you gave!
I can't take it I can't take it I can't take it anymore
I can't take it I can't take it I can't take it anymore
I can't take it I can't take it I can't take it anymore
(repeat)
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the gift isnt a std, its just that now she knows she believed him all the time and he was cheating on her, and this keeps hurting and itching ! i wish i had discovered this song a few months ago, so i could sooo relato to haha, but well, its still really good :)
Most probably this guy cheated on her and she was the last to know. Not sure about the present though.
I think the "present" is the song itself - obviously sarcastic because it isn't a nice song but it's exactly what he deserved. And just in time for Christmas!
I think the "present" is the song itself - obviously sarcastic because it isn't a nice song but it's exactly what he deserved. And just in time for Christmas!
isnt the gift an std??
"This itch, this burn, this pain, this draining feeling Turns out needs a cream to help it go away So thanks for leaving me the gift you gave!"
"And your best friend's ex-girlfriend's younger sister's mate knew before I did" The one being cheated on is always the last one to know.
Bitter, especially when one one gives you a present like gonorrhea.
"And I wish I could grow up, wish I could be well-behaved But every time I look you in the eye I send you to the grave"
Totally understand that feeling. Luckily so far no one gave me an STD, but there still are people who I'd send to the grave, even though I know it's not quite a virtue. :D
It's about her friend who got cheated on and it was horrible because Kate and her boyfriend were discussing this infidelity before her poor friend even knew because you can't tell someone they're getting cheated on as they'll never believe you.
The present is a nasty STD and its from the poor girls point of view for when she found out and if she got a nasty gift off him.
um, duh.