I Love Jazz

Dear gentle folks of the Orpheum Theatre. Or should
I say hats and cats. I want you to lend an ear to
some shimmerin' sharps and flats.
Now these cosy versiosos are 'bout the greatest in
the trade
There gonna show you now, exactly how, or
approximately!
Jazz music is made is
And now you take some skin
Jazz begins
Take a bass
Now we gettin' some place
Take a box
The one that rocks!
New Orleans, Harlem, horn but show me horn
Yeah take a stick
One with a lick
Take a bone
Oh, the 'phone
Take a spot
The one that's hot!
Now you have jazz, jazz, jazz, jazz, jazz
That two tale song
Therapuetic!
Now you have jazz, jazz, jazz, jazz, jazz, yeah
Hittin' them hard on the planet
Show me all of that trombone
Now you have jazz, jazz
Bit o'Carl at teh piano
San Francisco flash
Squire Gersh on the bass
Oh well a listen to a Mr Barrett Deems!
A listen to a well you know who!
Come on down here pops ah, don't you wanna get a
little bit o'what's left daddy?
How about Bing Crosby in Technicolor?!
If you sail [sailin', sailin']
Across the sea [Will you wait for me?]
Take my tip, there all more to hip then bitter
leaves
Well a riva derci as for France
Oh you better thank her
Yes believe it or not
I believe it yes indeed
The Frenchmen all refer one they call 'Le Jazz High'
Oh when you break good play
O badadupzim!
Port of Siam
ahbaiahh
In Bangkok you dere 'round the clock
There 'bout to jam
O badadupzim!
The Indians all
[scat]
The Amazon
[scat]
The big ones call an all of them are
Went fallin' call
From the aquar'
Up to the pool
Everybody's swinging
Everybody's singing
Bap bap bap bap bap bap
From the East to the West
Out to the course
Jazz is king
Jazz is the thing that folks dig alone!
[scat]
Thats Jazz!