I Will Be Hating You for Christmas

Thanks for the Christmas card.
I don't wanna hear about your new job now
I don't wanna hear about your new boyfriend
I don't wanna hear about it all working out for you.
No, I don't wanna hear it now.
I don't wanna hear about your swingin' new place
I don't wanna hear how everyone thinks it's great
I just wanna sit in our apartment and hate you
Yes, I will be hating you for Christmas.
You can have the Christmas tree.
Remember when we bought it at the store down the street,
remember when I found that cheesy color wheel?
I don't wanna think about the lights on your white skin,
no, I don't wanna think about it.
I don't wanna think about last year at your dad's
you said it was the best sex that we both ever had.
I don't wanna think about my face in your soft hair.
I will be hating you for Christmas.
I must be losing my mind,
there's gotta be a better way to deal with the pain,
there's gotta be a better way to deal with the hate.
Wish that I could find someone to make it go away,
I wish that I could have a drink and make you fade
I wish that I could have myself a drink and make you fade
I wish that I could have a drink and make you go away.
Yeah, make it go away. Wish that I could make it go away.
I will be hating you for Christmas.
Thanks for the Christmas Card.