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I opened up a new tab, multitasking for the win.
Youtube, Myspace, Facebook, I can handle it.
Get up the nerve to @reply charlieskies,
Twitter-whore is a name I never really mind.

I tweet random things just to be popular,
Act cute on youtube just to get subscribers.
I'm a total bitch on Myspace, I even hate mail Tom.
I've been blocked so many times, they call me blocking bomb.

I send less than three's, just to be flirtatious.
When I send bracket L i'm just being dangerous.
I never LOL i lawl kthx.
Everyone else is just a fucking skank.

I love to lawl inside my head,
My Msn is never dead.
I download all my music for free,
then comment telling the celebrities.

I make the little girls cry,
Hide behind my keyboard every single night.
I make all the boys comment me.
Responding with, 'OMG, you LOVE me?'

I send less than three's, just to be flirtatious.
When I send bracket L i'm just being dangerous.
I never LOL i lawl kthx.
Everyone else is just a fucking skank.

I've been hacked so many times,
they call me hacked up whore.
I've gotten all my fans so quick,
they try it even more.

Kiss my ass for a spot on top friends,
Whore me out the ying yang and maybe i'll pretend;
Pretend that we're close, pretend that you're not gross.

I send less than three's, just to be flirtatious.
When I send bracket L i'm just being dangerous.
I never LOL i lawl kthx.
Everyone else is just a fucking skank.

Yeah, you're a fucking skank.

Oh, but you love me?

I guess you're just a slut!