How I Met Your Mother

(How I met your mother… now…)

Heard you say,
“You’re too good for me.”
When you got down to call me over,
It blew my head away.
Never wanted me,
Now you left the keys.
Through the dark and up the stairs,
I can hardly breathe.

Waited all my life,
For this kiss tonight.

Sneakin’ out your window now,
There is only one way out.
The grass is so far down.
My pants are fallin’ to the ground,
Two’s company and three’s a crowd.
Regret it, forget it.
How I met your mother, now.

Freaking out,
We’re naked now.
In the dark, our lips connect,
Hush, don’t make a sound.
Then I knew, too good to be true,
Those green eyes had turned to blue,
Realized it wasn’t you.

Waited all my life,
Then it crashed tonight.

Sneakin’ out your window now,
There is only one way out.
The grass is so far down.
My pants are fallin’ to the ground,
Two’s company and three’s a crowd.
Regret it, forget it.
How I met your mother.

And when you ran into the room,
You screamed it in, now what to do,
You can’t learn this at school.
I never dreamed this how we’d be,
One day, I hope you’ll forgive me.
So tell me,
Now, who’s laughing?

Heard you say,
“You’re too good for me.”
Now your mom just picked me up in her Escalade.

Sneakin’ out your window now,
There is only one way out.
The grass is so far down.
My pants are fallin’ to the ground,
Two’s company and three’s a crowd.
Regret it, forget it.
How I met your mother,
How I met your mother, now.