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Natalie's Rap Lyrics
Chris: We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman
Natalie: Hello
Chris: So Natalie, tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like?
Natalie: Do you really want to know?
Chris: Please tell us
I don't sleep motherfucker off that yak and the durban
Doin' 120, gettin' head while I'm swerving
(Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick)
Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick
I bust in dudes mouth's like Gushers, motherfucker
Pull up to NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker
What you want Natalie? (To drink and fight!)
What you need Natalie? (To fuck all night!)
Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane glue
Put my foot down your throat 'til your shit's in my shoe
Leave you screaming, pay for my dry-cleaning
Fuck your man, it's my name that he's screamin'
Chris: I'm sorry Natalie, are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated?
Natalie: I never said that I was a role model
Chris: But, what about the kids that look up to you, do you have a message for them?
All the kids lookin' up to me can suck my dick
It's Portman motherfucker, drink 'til I'm sick
Slit your throat and pump nitrous down the hole
Watch you laugh and cry, while I laugh you die
And to all the dudes, you know I'm talking to you
(We love you Natalie!) I wanna fuck you too!
(P) Is for Portman! (P) Is for pussy!
I'll kill your fuckin' dog for fun, so don't push me
Chris: Well Natalie, I'm surprised, all this coming from a Harvard graduate?
Natalie: Well, there's a lot you may not know about me
Chris: Really, such as?
When I was in Harvard I smoked weed every day
I cheated every test and snorted all the yay
I got a def posse, you got a bunch of dudes
I sit right down on your face and take a shit
Andy: Natalie, you are a bad ass bitch (Hell yeah!)
And I'll always pay for your dry-cleaning
When my shit gets in your shoe (What!)
And as for the drug use
Well I can vouch for that
My dick is scared of you (Oh)
Chris: Natalie, one final question, if you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it be?
Natalie: No more questions
(What!)
Natalie: Hello
Chris: So Natalie, tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like?
Natalie: Do you really want to know?
Chris: Please tell us
Doin' 120, gettin' head while I'm swerving
(Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick)
Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick
I bust in dudes mouth's like Gushers, motherfucker
Pull up to NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker
What you need Natalie? (To fuck all night!)
Put my foot down your throat 'til your shit's in my shoe
Leave you screaming, pay for my dry-cleaning
Fuck your man, it's my name that he's screamin'
Natalie: I never said that I was a role model
Chris: But, what about the kids that look up to you, do you have a message for them?
It's Portman motherfucker, drink 'til I'm sick
Slit your throat and pump nitrous down the hole
Watch you laugh and cry, while I laugh you die
And to all the dudes, you know I'm talking to you
(We love you Natalie!) I wanna fuck you too!
(P) Is for Portman! (P) Is for pussy!
I'll kill your fuckin' dog for fun, so don't push me
Natalie: Well, there's a lot you may not know about me
Chris: Really, such as?
I cheated every test and snorted all the yay
I got a def posse, you got a bunch of dudes
I sit right down on your face and take a shit
And I'll always pay for your dry-cleaning
When my shit gets in your shoe (What!)
And as for the drug use
Well I can vouch for that
My dick is scared of you (Oh)
Natalie: No more questions
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i can't stop watching the video of this it his hilarious "i never said i was a role model"
I never thought I liked dirty talking girls but goddamn...Natalie is HOT!
A couple corrections, it's 'I bust in dudes mouth's like Gushers' and '(P!) is for Portman, (P!) Is for pussy'.
i love this song :]
Best rap ever. Damn Natalie Portman is hot when shes a badass.
I am equally frightened and turned on at the same time.
It's "pump" nitrous down the hole. Love Natalie in this song. She wants to fuck us too!
I can haz suck her dick? All day.