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Merry Crassmas

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Hello everybody, it's Santa here to say to you all - have fun! Lots and lots of jolly fun!

Merry Crassmas everybody! I hope you've had a jolly time, and lots and lots of FUN. And a happy, happy new year to you all! And if you're munching your delicious turkey at the moment...

I HOPE IT FUCKING CHOKES YOU!!!

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durandal1717 On Nov 29, 2008

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2008-11-29 18:23:48

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by Durandal1717

17y ago

After the first line comes 18 instrumental versions of Crass songs done in cheery christmas versions on cheap keyboards, which makes it one of the more brilliant Crass releases in its own way. I actually really like to listen to them even after the initial novelty value; some like Contaminational Power or Securicor actually sound really cool. Of course, it helps if you're really high, but still. If anyone's still interested in winning those bathsalts, here are the songs played.

Jingle Bells - Big A, Little A - Punk Is Dead - You've Got Big Hands - Contaminational Power - I Ain't Thick, It's Just A Trick - Shaved Women - Big Man, Big M.A.N. - While Shepherds Watched - Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer - Securicor - Darling - G's Song - Banned From The Roxy - Tired - So What - Do They Owe Us A Living? - Silent Night

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