Ten With A Two

Last night downtown I was drinking the booze
Like it was going out of style
My whole head got light
I lost my eyesight
I ain't been that drunk in awhile
Along about one I spotted a queen
And I started to make my move
Aw, she was believing every line I was laying
Lord I was just to cool
Well I thought I died and gone to heaven
But lord did I look like a fool
Last night I came in at two with a ten
But at ten I woke up with a 2
Last night I came in at two with a ten
But at ten I woke up with a two
Ive got twenty/twenty vision when I ain't drinking
But lord when I do I lose
I ain't never gone to bed with an uglier woman
But sure woke up with a few
Last night I came in at two with a ten
But at ten woke up with a two
Well I made up my mind
I was never gonna find
Myself in that condition again
But here I sit on the same bar stool
And just look at the shape I'm in
I done spotted me another queen
Sitting at a table alone
So I strolled on over and sat myself down
And asked if I could take her home
When she said yes, I thought I'd been blessed
But boy did I look like a fool
Last night I came in at two with a ten
But at ten I woke up with a two
Last night I came in at two with a ten
But at ten I woke up with a two
Ive got twenty/twenty vision when I ain't drinking
But lord when I do I lose
I ain't never gone to bed with an uglier woman
But sure woke up with a few
Last night I came in at two with a ten
But at ten woke up with a two
Now you may laugh
But if you've got the cash
I'll bet you ten to one you have too