MC Chris Number 2000

mc chris number one with the ladies
Gotcha foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies
This ones for the ladies
The crazy hunny-babies
The biddies with the shitties that drive
Jimmy dizzy at the mini-mall
Arbie's sauce on my lapel
I'm chilling at the purfume counter so I can smell
The intoxicating breezes
Bring on wheezes and Caesars
Have me over for dinner and let me eat your feces
I go to pieces cause I fall in love five times a day
my name is mc chris before you buy like doing KLJ
mc chris number 200
with the ladies so the crowd keeps shouting
You can't help it if you find him attractive
'Cause mc chris is the mother fucking mac shit
Well one? fuck that
I'm number infin'
As in in like Flynn so let me begin
Obviously I'm mc word I deserve it
As for the many cuties that let me berserk it
I work the circuit from XLR to RCA
I get up on the mic about every damn day
All the way from Sante Fay over to the Ukraine
I get more insane than my boy Billy Zane
On the Titanic leaving all the ladies in a Leonardo panic
Not a manic but I turn it like it's static
I lock them upstairs just like flowers in the attic
Like she was Kimmy Gibbler and I was Bob Saget
mc chris number 200
with the ladies so the crowd keeps shouting
You can't help it if you find him attractive
'Cause mc chris is the mother fucking mac shit
Amazing
The act of body painting
I get up on the mic til I leave all the ladies fainting
In my life it's always raining
but yo
It's not cats and pups
It's me wearing hoes with big ass butts
We've been known to rock
We've been known to party
We've been known to strip and shake our bodies
You like our show? You like our sound?
Motherfucker put your money down
mc chris number 200
with the ladies so the crowd keeps shouting
You can't help it if you find him attractive
'Cause mc chris is the mother fucking mac shit