The song lyrics were written by the band Van Halen, as they were asked to write a song for the 1979 movie "Over the Edge" starring Matt Dillon. The movie (and the lyrics, although more obliquely) are about bored, rebellious youth with nothing better to do than get into trouble. If you see the movie, these lyrics will make more sense. It's a great movie if you grew up in the 70s/80s you'll definitely remember some of these characters from your own life. Fun fact, after writing the song, Van Halen decided not to let the movie use it.
I can name my Top 10 records
I can name my favourite goals
But just lately I've had a quandary
That I can't seem to resolve
I can name my Top 10 films
Or which actors I think are good
But if I had to choose between chips and tits
I don't think that I could
Chips or tits?
I can't decide which one I like best
Chips or tits?
Fried potato's or a lady's breast
My favourite cake's an Eccles
My favourite animal is a cat
But given the choice between chips or tits
I don't think I could answer that
My favourite crisps are Wotsits
And sexual position is doggy style
But if you made me choose between chips and tits
It would take me quite a while
Chips or tits?
Which one I like best, I just can't describe
Tits or chips?
Mammary glands or spuds, chips and fries
Chips! I like 'em with a bit of plaice
Tits! I like 'em when they're on my face
Chips! I eat 'em when I'm in my car
Tits! I like 'em in or out of a bra
Chips! I like 'em with a buttered roll
Tits! I like 'em with a juicy hole
Chips! I like 'em with tomato sauce
Tits! I just like 'em of course!
Chips! I like 'em with a saveloy
Tits! Either side of my old boy
Chips! I like 'em with a bit of cod
Tits! They make me lose my wad
Chips! I like 'em with a sausage in batter
Tits! Big or small, it doesn't matter
Chips! I like 'em with some mushy peas
Tits! Can I see some please?
I can name my favourite goals
But just lately I've had a quandary
That I can't seem to resolve
I can name my Top 10 films
Or which actors I think are good
But if I had to choose between chips and tits
I don't think that I could
Chips or tits?
I can't decide which one I like best
Chips or tits?
Fried potato's or a lady's breast
My favourite cake's an Eccles
My favourite animal is a cat
But given the choice between chips or tits
I don't think I could answer that
My favourite crisps are Wotsits
And sexual position is doggy style
But if you made me choose between chips and tits
It would take me quite a while
Chips or tits?
Which one I like best, I just can't describe
Tits or chips?
Mammary glands or spuds, chips and fries
Chips! I like 'em with a bit of plaice
Tits! I like 'em when they're on my face
Chips! I eat 'em when I'm in my car
Tits! I like 'em in or out of a bra
Chips! I like 'em with a buttered roll
Tits! I like 'em with a juicy hole
Chips! I like 'em with tomato sauce
Tits! I just like 'em of course!
Chips! I like 'em with a saveloy
Tits! Either side of my old boy
Chips! I like 'em with a bit of cod
Tits! They make me lose my wad
Chips! I like 'em with a sausage in batter
Tits! Big or small, it doesn't matter
Chips! I like 'em with some mushy peas
Tits! Can I see some please?
Lyrics submitted by adchelle
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