Get Your Own Apartment

You're so inappropriate
Handling everything
Passive aggressively
Demanding sassifaction, motherfucker

A crutch in a sorry state
We must negotiate
Blowing you off
Like I'm a stiff breeze and you're a toupee, motherfucker

Dude
You Gotta Get Your Own Apartment
Get Your Own Apartment
Dude

Magnets would magnetize
The daggers in your eyes
The feral emotion
Of a sticky situation, motherfucker

Shaking to hypnotize
Broken and paralyzed
Blowing you off
Unless you're working it like a sailor, motherfucker

Dude
You Gotta Get Your Own Apartment
Get Your Own Apartment
Dude

Wonderful Hutterites
So hot they cauterize
Churning my butter
Like a monkey on an organ grinder, motherfucker

Dude
You Gotta Get Your Own Apartment
Get Your Own Apartment
Dude