I am a physica, besides we are all gurls
Ok up on the table, chop chop
On all 4's
That's is
Uuuh yah
Spreadem
What have we got here
Oh, oh
Looks like your veculuar .. is some what constricted
How have you managed to accomidate large
I don't not of any kind
Of course I was just feeling you out, does it work
Spreadem,
Common, wider wider wider
You're gonna break me
Come one you can do it wider
Ok, now I want you to practice this excercise 2 times a day for 4min
Put one finer in stir it around and around and around
And then another finger, and stir it around and around and around and around
And another finger, and another
And then when you run out of fingers
Move on to ...
The appropriate size and shape of course
.....
......
You'll have something firm wiggling around inside you
Like a catiplillar
Eww'
Ok, like an eel
Ewe'
Ok like a cock!






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    This is the most grotesque song that I have ever heard. Why would anybody want to listen to this? Not empowering to women, nor men. AT ALL.

    jaywalkingfellowon October 06, 2009   Link

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