Never Straight

Aye, yo mayne you know what I'm sayin'?
I'm a fudgepacker, I'm a brown-eye.
I love it, in the ass.
I hit on girls, just to cover up the fact that I am gay.
But, I can't help that.
I like penis.

So I'm outside of the mall and you think I'm a faaaaaag.
So I go to my boyfriend and he puts it in my asssssss.
I told that muthafucka, I ain't never straight, I ain't never straight, I ain't never straight, I ain't never straight, I ain't never straight.

Look, okay.
I got a girlfriend but she's a transsexual.
She puts it in my asshole and it feels sexual.
I dunno what the fuck to do or say, all that I know is that I, I'm gay.
I don't think it's a big deal.
Until, I see, a hot boy, named Phil.

Fuckin' me left and right put it in my ass all night and it feels so good.
Nigga, you're a bitch.
So let me get a taste of that, little dick.

My girlfriend, she got a penis, and I seen it.
It's really little and I like it in my ass.
I like big things in my ass too.
I even put a bottle of shampoo up there!

Yeah, I like red pubic hair, firecrotch!
-laughter- *Johnny, horse.
Oh, my god!*

I even like chili and it tastes really good.
I'm a brown-eye, and that's how I roll in my hood.
I put that dick in my ass.
That dick...