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Cuntry Boner Lyrics
Maynard:
Fucked Dolly Parton
Fucked Loretta Lynn
Fucked Barbara Mandrell
And fucked all of her kin
I've fucked Minnie Pearl
I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl
I fucked the Judds
Paz: You fucked the Judds?
Maynard: Hell yeah!
(Chorus)
My cuntry boner, it won't go down
Maynard & Paz:
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner won't go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner, it won't go down
(Chorus)
Paz:
I fucked Willie Nelson
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakum
Maynard: Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered as she poked him (?)
Paz: I fucked the Judds!
Maynard: You fucked the Judds?
(Chorus)
Group... sex (x3)
Our cuntry boners, they won't go down
Fucked Alabama
Fucked the Oak Ridge Boys
Fucked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy
I fucked the cast of Hee-Haw
I fucked Glen Campbell, fucked him on a see-saw
Kenny Rogers thought it crass
When I fucked his big white ass
I can't help it....
(Chorus)
Fucked Dolly Parton
Fucked Loretta Lynn
Fucked Barbara Mandrell
And fucked all of her kin
I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl
I fucked the Judds
Maynard: Hell yeah!
My cuntry boner, it won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner won't go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner, it won't go down
(Chorus)
I fucked Willie Nelson
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakum
Paz: I fucked the Judds!
Maynard: You fucked the Judds?
Our cuntry boners, they won't go down
Fucked the Oak Ridge Boys
Fucked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy
I fucked the cast of Hee-Haw
I fucked Glen Campbell, fucked him on a see-saw
When I fucked his big white ass
I can't help it....
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oh god. Maynard...holy shit man he made a new line and then crossed it for the hell of it
ok, maynard had nothing to do with the creation of this song, it is an "electric sheep" cover, dont know who they are? well their pretty much the best band that never happend. it was an adam jones/tom morrelo band from high school. so maynard didnt make a line or cross it
'Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked him'
Random song but quite catchy...sort of.
the performance of this song is hilarious as shit.
Pretty sure it isn't Paz singing with Maynard. But still, its a funny song.
uhmmm, who the fuck is Danny Pearl? Shouldn't it be Minnie Pearl ya know...
it may be of interest to note that My Cuntree Tits Of Me [which is a play on "my country, 'tis of thee"] is a record by Charlie Nothing
http://charlesmartinsimon.com/CharlieNothing.htm
lol hilarious song, meaning is pretty obvious
" he doesnt believe that southern people have any intelligence and uses this song to punch fun of those "folks".... he's not into religion and had rather "fuck it" than "love it"... south, bible belt, country,,bs. all of it.. b.s. doesn't respect it. he was hurt by all of it,somehow. its a funny song indeed but only because someone like him is singing it... twist it around and sing it to country fans and they probably wouldnt like it.... after awhile or in the long run that is.
I honestly would love MJK to do a whole spoof "Cuntry" album or a least a few more songs besides Cuntry Boner and World up my Ass