Maynard:
Fucked Dolly Parton
Fucked Loretta Lynn
Fucked Barbara Mandrell
And fucked all of her kin

I've fucked Minnie Pearl
I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl
I fucked the Judds

Paz: You fucked the Judds?
Maynard: Hell yeah!

(Chorus)
My cuntry boner, it won't go down

Maynard & Paz:
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner won't go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner, it won't go down
(Chorus)

Paz:
I fucked Willie Nelson
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakum

Maynard: Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered as she poked him (?)
Paz: I fucked the Judds!
Maynard: You fucked the Judds?

(Chorus)

Group... sex (x3)
Our cuntry boners, they won't go down

Fucked Alabama
Fucked the Oak Ridge Boys
Fucked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy
I fucked the cast of Hee-Haw
I fucked Glen Campbell, fucked him on a see-saw

Kenny Rogers thought it crass
When I fucked his big white ass
I can't help it....

(Chorus)


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    oh god. Maynard...holy shit man he made a new line and then crossed it for the hell of it

    aperfectcircle92on October 29, 2007   Link
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    ok, maynard had nothing to do with the creation of this song, it is an "electric sheep" cover, dont know who they are? well their pretty much the best band that never happend. it was an adam jones/tom morrelo band from high school. so maynard didnt make a line or cross it

    privatesnowballon May 16, 2008   Link
  • 0
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    'Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked him'

    Random song but quite catchy...sort of.

    TheLetterson September 07, 2007   Link
  • 0
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    the performance of this song is hilarious as shit.

    Dr.Chickenfaceon September 24, 2007   Link
  • 0
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    Pretty sure it isn't Paz singing with Maynard. But still, its a funny song.

    Shwang_Shwingaon October 09, 2007   Link
  • 0
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    uhmmm, who the fuck is Danny Pearl? Shouldn't it be Minnie Pearl ya know...

    necrophageon October 26, 2007   Link
  • 0
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    it may be of interest to note that My Cuntree Tits Of Me [which is a play on "my country, 'tis of thee"] is a record by Charlie Nothing

    charlesmartinsimon.com/CharlieNothing.htm

    laurelinwyntreon November 25, 2007   Link
  • 0
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    lol hilarious song, meaning is pretty obvious

    ZionsVillageIdioton March 27, 2008   Link
  • 0
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    " he doesnt believe that southern people have any intelligence and uses this song to punch fun of those "folks".... he's not into religion and had rather "fuck it" than "love it"... south, bible belt, country,,bs. all of it.. b.s. doesn't respect it. he was hurt by all of it,somehow. its a funny song indeed but only because someone like him is singing it... twist it around and sing it to country fans and they probably wouldnt like it.... after awhile or in the long run that is.

    newyearssuckson January 01, 2010   Link
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    I honestly would love MJK to do a whole spoof "Cuntry" album or a least a few more songs besides Cuntry Boner and World up my Ass

    andigpandion July 19, 2010   Link

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