B.E.A.S.T.

B, for bad, I'm obnoxious, as in a sexist pig
E, for egomaniac, when I feel tired and I just want to sleep
A, for airhead
S, for the sucker, you wish you never had been born
T, stands for terrible, when I'm watching football or downloading porn
BEAST!
Blame god, he is the creator
Leave me alone, stop being such a drag
Play the game now don't be a hater
Nag, nag, nag, nag
Please tell me why oh why
You call me a beast when I'm just being a guy
I'm doing the best I can
Yet you call me a beast when I'm just being a man
B, for brat I'm pestiferous when I'm teasing and annoying as hell
E, for evil and malodorous, as a pig when my feet smell,
A, for awful
S, for sleezebag, when we don't agree
T, stands for tripping out,
just because I forgot our anniversary
BEAST!
Blame god, he is the creator
Leave me alone, stop being such a drag,
Play the game now don't be a hater
Nag, nag, nag, nag
Please tell me why oh why
You call me a beast when I'm just being a guy
I'm doing the best I can
Yet you call me a beast but I'm just being a man
B, for bully, I'm tedious, and never romantic enough
E, for enamored and tenacious, and pretending to be oh so tough
A, for asshole
S, for slacker, when I forget it's my turn to clean
T, stands for tosser, when I'm acting like a stupid teen
BEAST!
Blame god, he is the creator
Leave me alone stop being such a drag,
Play the game now don't be a hater
Nag, nag, nag, nag
B
E
A
S
T
Beast
Beast
Beast
Please tell me why oh why
You call me a beast when I'm just being a guy
I'm doing the best I can,
Yet you call me a beast but I'm just being a man