The stripper mummy's death dance causes shiver and earthquakes
Out of the tomb comes sexy zombies, dead corpses awakes
The restless headless horseman is looking for his hat
A guana smelling witch is eating coffinnails with a bat
Upstairs the frenzy she-devils tempts with wild mad sin, you know
I recommend infernal torment demented bondage are go

Back in that old haunted cathouse
Where everybody used to go - All pleasures were for free
Back in that old haunted cathouse
If only I could turn back time, that's where I would be

Bloody Mary and King Kong is kissing while lost souls cry
Hand in hand watching meteors and stars on the midnight sky
A ghastly crew of wicked men arrive in the batmobile
Klingon's drunk flying their UFO - Oooh, what a thrill

Back in that old haunted cathouse
Where all my friends used to go - All pleasures were for free
Back in that old haunted cathouse
If only I could turn back time, that's where I would be

Back in that old haunted cathouse
Where all my friends used to go - All pleasures were for free
Back in that old haunted cathouse
If only I could turn back time, that's where I would be

Back in that old haunted cathouse
If only I could turn back time, that's where I would be
Back in that old haunted cathouse
If only I could turn back time, that's where I would be

Back in that...(this is where things get a little out of control!)...old haunted cathouse...


Lyrics submitted by NOFXJuggaloGirgo

"Haunted Cathouse" as written by Kristian Sandorff Kim (pka Nekroman) Gaarde

Lyrics © Wixen Music Publishing

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    General CommentTo me this song is about when he used to have a good time with old friends and wishes how he could go back to those days again. Pretty self explaintory. All his friends are from the bands he mentions in the lyircs. The bands mentioned are

    Restless, Guana Batz, Coffin Nails, Frenzy, Mad Sin, Torment, Demented are go, Lost Souls, The Meteors, Batmobile, and Klingonz from what i see.
    Good song.
    gutterdem0non August 13, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General Commentyeah i recognised some of them. ones you guys havn't mentioned:
    The Ghastly ones, The Headless Hearsemen, the mummys. Not psycobilly but spooky garage surf. i think thats the bands he was refering to. its one of their best choons too. wicked riffs, wicked chorus lyrics, the double speed bit at the end is great too.
    joeytheboyon October 11, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis song is freaking awesome!!! It mentions all the best psychobilly bands!!!
    toyotaracer81on September 18, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General CommentGreat psychobilly bands Nekroman mentions: Mad Sin, Demented Are Go, The Meteors, Batmobile. I'm sure there are many more I'm missing.
    Ghost C2Con May 04, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Commentomfg, i never noticed they said all those band names... thats pretty much cool...
    dottedwheartson September 20, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentNot mentioned before are Krewmen (krew of wicked men) and I think King Kurt (Bloody Mary and King Kong). Also for me this song sounds like a tribute to Klub Foot (Haunted cathouse).
    Giving my respect to jeremyctp for spotting the Quakes (Causes shiver and and earthquake's).
    blzaon December 02, 2019   Link

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