Give Us A Spiel

You have the same middle name as Harry Potter
And that just makes you that much hotter

Your theories are on crack
And you talk so much I can't keep track

So Eric, give us a spiel
'Cause I want to hear every word that you say
I love you like J.K. loves Neil
Oh, I left my heart in Reading, PA
And you should know
That you'll always be my number one man
And I'll always be your number one fan

You work at the movie theatre
And that just makes you that much sweeter

Your theories are on crack
And you talk so much I can't keep track

So Eric, give us a spiel
'Cause I want to hear every word that you say
I love you like J.K. loves Neil
Oh, I left my heart in Reading, PA
And you should know
That you'll always be my number one man
And I'll always be your number one fan