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My First Wedding Lyrics
This is my first wedding and I hope it is my last
Things would be fantastic if me and the bride didn't have a past
So I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie
I'm tactically positioned
Yeah because the bar is near and the champagne's for free
Oooh oooh ooh ooh
This is my first wedding and I hope it passes quick,
If I’ve got no feelings for her then why is my stomach feeling so sick?
As they dance to their soppy song I pray it isn't love
Because she's my heartless bitch that I just can't seem to get enough of
Oooh oooh ooh ooh
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
She'll steal your mind first then your car
she’s not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start
Just one more single malt then it’s off to bed for me
My head is spinning round and my legs are break-dancing (HE'S PISSED!)
I only meant to say farewell but I spilt more than my drink
I can't remember exactly what I said
but I remember being chased up the street!
Oooh oooh ooh ooh
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
She'll steal your mind first then your car
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
Things would be fantastic if me and the bride didn't have a past
So I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie
I'm tactically positioned
Yeah because the bar is near and the champagne's for free
If I’ve got no feelings for her then why is my stomach feeling so sick?
As they dance to their soppy song I pray it isn't love
Because she's my heartless bitch that I just can't seem to get enough of
She'll steal your mind first then your car
she’s not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start
My head is spinning round and my legs are break-dancing (HE'S PISSED!)
I only meant to say farewell but I spilt more than my drink
I can't remember exactly what I said
but I remember being chased up the street!
She'll steal your mind first then your car
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start
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That "she's not that beautiful!" line is just amazing. The way he sings it... awesome.
The meaning is fairly obvious from the title and the lyrics...
Well i see to be dumb is this from the view of the husband or a lover? Because some of the lyrics like: "She'll steal your mind first then your car" is like husband and "I only meant to say farewell but I spilt more than my drink" is like lover :S
dont you just hate it when you cant delete things you wrote, but anyway OBVIOUS what its about. love the wombats, love this song. love all there songs.
Yeah, he's in love with the girl who's getting married and obviously blew it with her and is trying to convince himself that she's not worth it.
i love this song!! awesome lyrics and tune to it. pretty self explanatory
The piano tune to "Tales of girls, boys and marsupials" at the end of this is awesome. It's a really nice end to the album.
This song is about a guy going to A wedding where his ex girlfriend is getting married.he doesent want to be there but at the same time he cant get over her and keeps telling himself "shes not that beautiful".
LOVE IT!!! HA HA HA