Box

I live in a box
I live on a one way street, but I don't mind
Cause I live alone.
Nobody has to share my home
And if I could choose I might pick a bigger box
But that's all I'd change, until I get a credit card
My home on the range is underneath my black hat
Until I wake up
I will not be watching you so
You should not be watching me
I've got what I need
I've got a car that doesn't work
I've got blood to bleed
I've got a bar of soap
I've got shampoo too
So I look like me but I smell like you
I won the Nobel Prize
I made a thinner dime
You know I'll get my act together when I find the time
But right now I think that living is a place to lie down
You see I rule the dirt, so I'm the king of this town
I live in the dark
I live in the silence, and I can say
That I see and hear how much more than the average bear
And if I could choose I might pick a darker void
But that's all I'd change, until I get a bigger club
My home on the range is somewhere in the closet
Until I wake up
I will not be watching you so
You should not be watching me
So here's what we've got
You tell me what I am
I'll tell you what I am not
You tell me what I'm not
I'll tell you what I am
We'll both scratch our heads
Like we give a damn
Please tell me who comes out ahead
Was it me or you?
Was it me or you?
Probably you
I live in my skull
I'm under my eyelids
You can't touch me
'Cause I'm fast asleep
You wouldn't like the friends I keep
And I could choose I might pick a larger head
But that's all I'd change, until I get a safe way out
My home on the range is right behind my eyeballs
And don't you dare wake me up