Rudebox Lyrics
Shake your rudebox
Do the rudebox
Shake your rudebox
A little handclap for some funk faces
And make your body move in the following places
It goes up your back then down your spine
And when it hits your head….
Dance like you just won the fucking Olympics
I got the rude box of the back of a space ship
So sick I just had to take it
The R U D E B O X
Up your jacksey split your kecks
Sing a song of semtex
Pocket full of durex
Body full of mandrax
Get down on your knees, sucks
Back to the rudebox
Got yourself a fantasy where we just never stop
I got one design and that’s to funk you til the top
Know what’s on my mind is only thing you will find
I got one design and that’s to bump you til the top
Rudebox, do the rudebox cause you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty?
Rudebox, do the rudebox cause you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty?
Take both pills, fuck the matrix
Jack those Jills, shake your Playtex
Rock 3 stripes, not the Asics
A D I D A S old school this is the best (yes)
T K Maxx costs less (yes)
Jackson looks a mess (bless)
Ok then what to do if you try to jack me I’ll rudebox you
If you rudebox me I’ll rudebox your whole crew
Cause it’s what I do. Ain’t that right boo?
Cause the sheriff’s after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this (he did it like that)
I Love it when you double clap
Make your batty shake like you’re stood on a land mine
Call me on my mobile, not the landline
Jack the main line at the same time
Got a jam so fresh it’s nice for you
Ok give it what you got
And dilate, oh wait for the bass to drop
Ok then what’s the fracas
Grab your cardie, a lead hat and a bus pass
You don’t sweat much – for a fat lass
Grab your rudebox cause your box is righteous
Ok bomb watch the show I got high speed dubbing on my stereo
Got the tunes to the box in my cherio
I know I told you before, did you hear me though?

Well, I think it's fantastic! I don't know why people look down on music like this so much, it's catchy and fun with a fantastic bassline and wonderfully trivial/meaningless lyrics, it could only be Robbie. I'm not saying a lot of his lyrics are trivial/meaningless, I just think this can sometimes be a great quality in a song and when Robbie chooses to do this he is amazing at it. I also think with a rap like this, a lot of the charm comes from how the spoken words sound.

By the way! I love Robbie and I didn't like this song at first....But it's grown on me! it's fun! And he can do whatever he wants and it's good in it's own way. He's a legend. But I stand by my correction above! lol.

Robbie said in a magazine interview that he was more proud of rudebox than ANY other song he'd ever done. He loves it!! People are saying he's crazy, but all he's done is bring out a dance song - and a bloody good one i might add!!
Good on you Rob, don't stop the music!!

just a criticism of sellouts and the embargo on independant artists. modern r&b is kept alive not by music, but reputation, and this staple dose of the genre can be chruned out by anyone, including a pop icon. does the fact that it made it to number one in a cool 9 countries fill the criteria for irony?

apparently believing if crazy frog can get to no.1 with something god awful, he'll also get there by churning out this shit.
one of the worst songs i've ever heard

its nothing to do with it being "music like this". its to do with it being "music like this" which is also shit.

Those who hate this song: Do you hate Robbie in generally or just hate this song? Me, I like this song and I like Robbie as he is one of the most courageos and innovative singers, and now he's trying out a new style, which is great! Usually I don't like electronic music very much, but (almost) everything made by Robbie succeeds, because he's got a sense for quality, no matter in which direction!

What's A rudebox???? can anyone help?
A rudebox is a rude girl....In britain a "box" is slang for Twat, dirty girl, something to that extent.... so it's basicly about a rude dirty girl...rude as in dirty..so yeah.
A rudebox is a rude girl....In britain a "box" is slang for Twat, dirty girl, something to that extent.... so it's basicly about a rude dirty girl...rude as in dirty..so yeah.

"Bridge: Got yourself a fantasy where we just never stop I got one design and that’s to funk you til the top Know what’s on my mind is only thing you will find I got one design and that’s to bump you til the top"
Isn't it...bump you til you drop?
Yeah, it is
Yeah, it is

This song is very catchy, is awesome. I think it says "Know what’s on my mind is only ONE thing you will find".
I think this is going to be a hit.