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Jagermeister Love Song Lyrics
I know I promised I'd write you a love song
But instead I just wrote you a drunk song
Because love is pathetic
but seventy proof is no less than poetic
You look your best when my vision is blurry
that's not what I meant I can't keep from slurring
Because love is emetic
but not if you bought me a shot and I hit it
Drink 'till you're crazy
Dance 'till you're sick
Take off your bra
Give it to the 'stick
Drink 'till your're crazy
Dance 'till you're sick
Acknowledge the dumb
Give in to the 'stick
I can't see, now I have to pee
and I can't count to three
but I can count to JAGERMEISTER!
YEAH!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug my Jagermeister!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug my Jagermeister!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug my JAGERMEISTER!!!
WHEW!
Drink 'till you're crazy
Dance 'till you're sick
Take off your bra
Give it to the 'stick
Drink 'till your're crazy
Dance 'till you're sick
Acknowledge the dumb
Give in to the 'stick
But instead I just wrote you a drunk song
Because love is pathetic
but seventy proof is no less than poetic
that's not what I meant I can't keep from slurring
Because love is emetic
but not if you bought me a shot and I hit it
Dance 'till you're sick
Take off your bra
Give it to the 'stick
Dance 'till you're sick
Acknowledge the dumb
Give in to the 'stick
and I can't count to three
but I can count to JAGERMEISTER!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug my Jagermeister!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug my Jagermeister!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug my JAGERMEISTER!!!
Dance 'till you're sick
Take off your bra
Give it to the 'stick
Dance 'till you're sick
Acknowledge the dumb
Give in to the 'stick
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partying and drinkin jagermeister!!!
yea boy!!
yea boy!!
haha this song is hellarious
dude lightin up a bit man all in good awesome fun!
ha, I love when everything stops and he just says "whew"... genius.
In am outraged This song is deeply un-amusing. Who do they think they are advocating this kind of behavior. Binge Drinking gets people killed, not to mention the long term social consequences of alcohol addiction.