My car is a PIECE OF SHIT!
I want to drive you off a cliff
Watch you crash into a ravine
For the things you did to me,

I want to make myself a pipe bomb
Blow your damn engine back to Hell
Where I know you're from

You aren't even worth the tow
To a Junkyard or a place
Where you'd sit and lay to waste

Oh nevermind, you always do
Can you tell me how much longer
It will be until I'm ridden of you?

I wish that you would just get hit by lightening, or something
My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy
I guess I'm just a sucker with a lemon
So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye

You leak more than a newborn baby
I change your oil all the time, but still you need some more
Their fluid puddles come in assorted colors
Such wonderful variety of problems galore

Will there be a time where I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down?
And will I ever see it start consistently
Without the pain and the suffering?

Stupid fucking car, stupid fucking car! (Die)
Stupid fucking car, stupid fucking car! (Die!)
Stupid fucking car, stupid fucking car! (DIE!)

My car is a PIECE OF SHIT!
I ought to give you a swift kick
In the muffler, in the tire
Or wherever I desire

You never get me very far
When you decide driving to the store is a mortal sin

I Guess you want a piece of me
Since you're leaving all your pieces
In the middle of the street

I don't know what I'm gonna do
I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving you

I swear you must be older than my grandma, and shes dead
The fact you run at all is quite a mystery to me
Your miles are approaching seven digits
May God have mercy on the soul that's holding the key

I guess I'm just a little angry
But for some reason, getting stranded chaps kinda my hide
You probably think I'm slightly overreacting
Has your car ever made you think about suicide?

Will there be a time where I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down?
And will I ever see it start consistently
Without the pain and the suffering?

What the?
Come on...
Give me a break!
Ahh... (car starts, dies)

Alright... you piece of shit!

Stupid car...
(Screams, glass breaks)
DIE!!! Fuckin... (Screams)

Lyrics submitted by Bertxx, edited by Mellow_Harsher

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    It might be about a car, but I'm not sure.

    sillyrobon March 02, 2006   Link
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    General Comment

    hmmm i think u might be right

    korngirl1313on April 16, 2006   Link
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    hahahahaha, you stupid stupid ignorant people... its obviously about the singers angst towards his father. car? what the fuck were you thinking? lol

    stubby the pirateon June 05, 2006   Link
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    you people are thinking too much about this! it is about a car, plain and simple. there is no metaphor or hidden meaning. IT'S A FUCKING CAR! A CAR THAT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK! Anyways, can anyone please post the lyrics to Prozac Milkshake?

    iamthetrollon July 13, 2006   Link
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    somehow i think stubby the pirate was joking... i could be wrong cuz there's ignorant people on here like the person who thought the song "BEER!" was about Bush and Iraq...

    I just posted Prozak Milkshake, along with Orgasm equals Love and Jagermeister Love Song.. They should be on here soon... if not go to and get the lyrics there..

    ANYWAYS... Two Ton Paperweight is about..............maybe... a car?? lol

    plain and simple... he is very pist off at his car...

    octanerockson July 15, 2006   Link
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    I agree with u octanerocks...when I first heard this song on the radio, I was like...this is a great song about a crap car...nothing more nothing less...psycostick doesn't rele write songs that have these wonderful hidden meanings....they write fun songs about every day things....

    crashmypinkskullon July 15, 2006   Link
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    yeah, iamthetroll wasnt feeling my sarcasm, whatever. i know rawrb isnt angsty

    stubby the pirateon July 20, 2006   Link
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    this song is like my fuckin anthem... my car has died too many times and the cars i drive (while mine is being worked one) have died on me... i've just gotten to where i do a complete once-over under the hood before i go anywhere... they still die... because they are a PIECE OF SHIT! lol

    iheartpsychostickon July 24, 2006   Link
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    General Comment

    i really dont think this song is about a car....its about a midget who beat the crap out of a head of lettuce, (im kididng)

    cocarockson October 01, 2006   Link
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    General Comment

    ,,god is not a sadist.. not all christians believe that god torments sinners for all eternity..

    ,,since we're just talking crap..

    hmm carrrs.. ^^

    maaik_e89on March 15, 2007   Link

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