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Tips For Avoiding The Clap: 1. I Wouldn't Piss On A Scorpion If It Was On Fire.

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Tips For Avoiding The Clap: 1. I Wouldn't Piss On A Scorpion If It Was On Fire. Lyrics

still blue, man he was.
silence falls in the saloon crowd,
as he heads for the street and runs...
it ain't the first time, it ain't the first time
he's been shot...
call the doctor, a shot for the ghost time
it ain't my thought to stop the bullets...
there's no sign that he's alive,
is he dead?
is he dead?
there's no sign that he's alive...
if you're the doctor then i'm professor of dialectics...
lets fight: lets fight.
he doesnt fit into town life...

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snoopyhasadeathwish On Jun 05, 2006

the truth of the matter is that i am satan and on guitars we have the devils. this is devil music.

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by EnergyCondom

16y ago

I would like to know what is being spoken/yelled while "If you're the doctor, then I'm the professor of dialectics" is being screamed.

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