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Lock Up Your Mountain Bikes Lyrics

There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves
There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves
With the possible exception of being Garth Crooks
There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves

When you're down beside the lake you're sure to hear
When you're down beside the lake you're sure to hear
When you're down beside the lake you're sure to hear somebody say
Careful now that swan could break your arm.

Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin
When you're holding tea and toast and there's no one else about
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin

Before the gods that made the gods woke up
Before the gods that made the gods woke up
Before the gods that made the gods woke up and made the gods,
that's when you first got into the Manics.
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Cover art for Lock Up Your Mountain Bikes lyrics by Half Man Half Biscuit

''Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin when you're holding tea and toast..'' Arctic Monkeys, Jamie T, Mike Skinner, EAT YOUR HEART OUT!!!!

Cover art for Lock Up Your Mountain Bikes lyrics by Half Man Half Biscuit

It's Garth Crooks, not Garth Brooks

He has been known to sing "Brooks" rather than "Crooks" at gigs.

 
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