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Christmas In Hollywood Lyrics
it's christmas in hollywood
santa's back up in the hood
so meet me under the mistletoe, let’s fuck
it's hanukkah in inglewood
the dradle’s spinning in the hood
so meet me by the menorah, let’s get drunk
just a little story about last christmas
about some bad kids who were full of wishes
we gave some gifts and then we gave some lovin
the weird kind of love that you give to your cousin
little timmy stole from 7-11
so we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens
we drank in his room with some dude named kevin
but there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents
zack got caught with a bottle of jack
so we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack
he didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack
so we took the beer back and i fucked him in the ass!!!
it's charlie scene got egg nog in my flask
the holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped
like oh my god is that saint nick
kids give me your list like its the 25th
been accused of being a bad kid
but i get presents as is
cause mrs. clause just myspace'd me
i blew off a date on christmas eve.
so i don't give a fuck if your naughty or nice
you might still get a rolly (rolex) and a gang on ice
so write your list and never have no fear
have a hollywood christmas and an undead new year!!!!
fuck yeah!!!
bout to serve it up for for all you boys and girls.
good kids, bad and even da kurlzz.
we were chillin at home and deckin the halls.
so i checked my phone and santa had called.
he said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve.
he said that his jolly ass needed some help.
he said christmas aint a gang but a way of life.
"if you guide my sleigh, i'll let you fuck my wife."
so we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle,
funnier than fuck you can ask chris kringle.
so we all took flight but something was fishy.
he asked for road head and started to kiss me.
underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows.
instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildo's.
i pulled down his beard and it was a monster.
it wasn't saint nick it was a fuckin imposter.
when we found out he started to pout.
i took my bandana and i choked him out.
i pulled off his beard and i fucked his mouth.
hi-jacked his sleigh and headed down south.
i had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest,
met a lot of jeff's but this one was shadiest.
when it comes to cheer that motherfuckers a grinch.
so if you don't like christmas fuck you bitch!!!
santa's back up in the hood
so meet me under the mistletoe, let’s fuck
it's hanukkah in inglewood
the dradle’s spinning in the hood
so meet me by the menorah, let’s get drunk
just a little story about last christmas
about some bad kids who were full of wishes
we gave some gifts and then we gave some lovin
the weird kind of love that you give to your cousin
little timmy stole from 7-11
so we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens
we drank in his room with some dude named kevin
but there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents
zack got caught with a bottle of jack
so we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack
he didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack
so we took the beer back and i fucked him in the ass!!!
it's charlie scene got egg nog in my flask
like oh my god is that saint nick
kids give me your list like its the 25th
been accused of being a bad kid
but i get presents as is
cause mrs. clause just myspace'd me
i blew off a date on christmas eve.
so i don't give a fuck if your naughty or nice
you might still get a rolly (rolex) and a gang on ice
so write your list and never have no fear
have a hollywood christmas and an undead new year!!!!
fuck yeah!!!
bout to serve it up for for all you boys and girls.
good kids, bad and even da kurlzz.
we were chillin at home and deckin the halls.
so i checked my phone and santa had called.
he said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve.
he said that his jolly ass needed some help.
he said christmas aint a gang but a way of life.
"if you guide my sleigh, i'll let you fuck my wife."
so we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle,
funnier than fuck you can ask chris kringle.
so we all took flight but something was fishy.
he asked for road head and started to kiss me.
underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows.
instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildo's.
it wasn't saint nick it was a fuckin imposter.
when we found out he started to pout.
i took my bandana and i choked him out.
i pulled off his beard and i fucked his mouth.
hi-jacked his sleigh and headed down south.
i had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest,
met a lot of jeff's but this one was shadiest.
when it comes to cheer that motherfuckers a grinch.
so if you don't like christmas fuck you bitch!!!
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hahahaha my friend wanted to jerk to this song
@ohsnapitsaubri ur friend is amazing
@ohsnapitsaubri ur friend is amazing
alot of these parts sound just like other parts in other song, ex "Funnier than fuck you can ask Chris Kringle" in this song "Funnier than fuck, you can ask Bob Saget" in No 5 and alot of others. Still cool though.
And, "Like oh my God is that Saint Nick? Kids give you list like it's the 25th!" It's genius :D
And, "Like oh my God is that Saint Nick? Kids give you list like it's the 25th!" It's genius :D
hahahaha i luv this song....one of the funnier ones of the hollywood undead in my opinion
yeah this song probably took a century to write lmoa its massive
the best line is "the weird kinda love that you give to your cousin"
lmao thats ridicolously funny.
and apparently they rape children.
"so i took the cookies back and i fucked him in the ass"
poor charlie scene, raping children on christmas lmao tsk tsk. ;)
@seandt i feel like it was ore consecual scince alot of fans are bi and or gay soooo yeah i mean id fuck any one of these guys hell.
@seandt i feel like it was ore consecual scince alot of fans are bi and or gay soooo yeah i mean id fuck any one of these guys hell.
i blast this song every year at christmas.
...grandma's not a fan.
Grandma's not a fan? Oh so you're saying she isn't a douche bag like you?
Grandma's not a fan? Oh so you're saying she isn't a douche bag like you?
Grandma's not a fan? Oh so you're saying she isn't a douche bag like you?
Grandma's not a fan? Oh so you're saying she isn't a douche bag like you?
"Every year" I didn't know "Christmas In Hollywood" was a winter classic essential for every holiday music collection. I was under the impression this "song" was released on December 9th, 2008. Why isn't that the very year you posted this? That would make it impossible for you to have actually played it more than one year " at christmas" as you said. But I digress, I think I will go for a joyous ride on my purple giant chicken that's really just a unicorn made up of adamantium and frosted flakes, but don't tell Hitler. Lying about your life is...
"Every year" I didn't know "Christmas In Hollywood" was a winter classic essential for every holiday music collection. I was under the impression this "song" was released on December 9th, 2008. Why isn't that the very year you posted this? That would make it impossible for you to have actually played it more than one year " at christmas" as you said. But I digress, I think I will go for a joyous ride on my purple giant chicken that's really just a unicorn made up of adamantium and frosted flakes, but don't tell Hitler. Lying about your life is so fun!
I think this song has a really deep meaning. I'm glad the song writer really made us think about what he was trying to say.
This song is a really serious portrayal of the hardships of growing up Jewish. [I know because because i'm a jew too.] :]
Lol.
yea this song intentionally has the same riffs and similar lines from other songs. the song wasn't on the album for a reason, it was made mostly for pure entertainment and to make you laugh.
this song is so damn sexy, definitely livens up my christmas!
hahaha i love this songg! i listen to it year round!
I'm pretty sure this song is written in the same time as No. 5, and has the same basic beat... That's why this song isn't supposed to be serious...