Two Against Nature Lyrics
Missy's kitty turn inside out she say
Spider queen demon and that whole crew
Across the lobby the wicker wing chair flew
All the nice people those goodly souls
Quaking in their respective hidey-holes
Everyone's wasted in this gruesome dream
Not a one of them left to hear you scream
Two against nature don't you know
Who's gonna grok the shape of things to go
Two against nature make them groan
Who's gonna break the shape of things unknown
Bang you silly but leave a nasty bite
There on your nightstand much worse than that
Panatela and old black derby hat
Western science she strictly rinkydink
They all masissi but we hang tough
Apsatively gonna help you beat that stuff
Two against nature tan and lean
Puttin' big heat on skanky things unseen
Two against nature slinging dread
These boys wanna bang the skulls of things undead
Sew the mouth shut with rusty chicken wire
Brother Lou Garue and the Jerry Garry
Sprinkling chicken water gonna hush all three
Beautiful housewife in deep distress
'Specially you deserve our very best
Two against nature they got that stuff
Good things happening when you see about us
Two against nature love this gig
Pull up the weeds before they're too damn big
Two against nature stand alone
Who's gonna chase the shape of things unknown
Two against nature don't you know
Who's gonna drop the boom on things to go
Two against nature make them groan
Gonna go bang-zoom to the moon on things unknown
Catch the maggoty eggs before they hatch
Pepper and ratbone make damn sure
Shake the rubbish out on the patio floor
Soak the timber with special spray
Nuke the itty bitty ones right where they lay
Whip the bastards while they still green
Take the firemop - sweep it kissing clean
I don't know this for a fact, but judging by the lyrics, this song is about voodoo. Erzulie is the goddess of love. There are also lots of Creole phrases and pronunciation in this song, which leads me to believe that it's definitely about Latin American/Carribean (Afro-Carribean) religion. This meaning can be expanded upon, though, as it leaves many question marks!
This song is about Becker and Fagen’s stint in rehab. A day in the life of drug rehab. He’s describing the patients who were there with them as they all tried to detox. “Beautiful housewife in deep distress. Especially you deserve the very best…” (as if she’s any better than the rest of them. Eye rolls here.) **The most brilliant part of this song though, is the constant ‘da-da-da—dat’ riff in the background music. (Listen carefully for it throughout the song) . Fagen literally re-creates for you that constant feeling in the brain when it goes through withdrawal. It’s random but ever-present. Love SteelyDan
@SteelyDeb Picture a drug rehab facility. All of the patients are going through withdrawal, hallucinations, pain, anger, screaming. Walter and Donald are describing what they saw. “Bad news breaking in (room 18-A) Missy’s kitty turned inside out, you say.”(she’s hallucinating) “Spider king demon, and that whole crew. Across the lobby the wicker wing chair flew.” (Patients in detox are angry) “All the nice people, those goodly souls, Quaking in their respective hidey holes (rehab patients detoxing in their rooms) “Everyone’s wasted in this gruesome dream”(detoxing / withdrawal) “Not a one of them left to hear you scream.” (The doctors go home at...
@SteelyDeb Picture a drug rehab facility. All of the patients are going through withdrawal, hallucinations, pain, anger, screaming. Walter and Donald are describing what they saw. “Bad news breaking in (room 18-A) Missy’s kitty turned inside out, you say.”(she’s hallucinating) “Spider king demon, and that whole crew. Across the lobby the wicker wing chair flew.” (Patients in detox are angry) “All the nice people, those goodly souls, Quaking in their respective hidey holes (rehab patients detoxing in their rooms) “Everyone’s wasted in this gruesome dream”(detoxing / withdrawal) “Not a one of them left to hear you scream.” (The doctors go home at 5pm )
Two Against Nature is essentially Steely Dan's clever version of "Bad To The Bone."
The "Two Against Nature" in the song are literally Walter and Donald. They're saying "that by the fact of our being artists and cognizant that we're in a young person's milieu still trying to get along when we're circa 50 years old, we know you're doing the same and we're making a generous offer to help our listeners with their problems."
Voodoo and demon references are modern, young peoples hip music. And maybe the fact that this music is popular seems like evil voodoo magic to all of us pushing middle age...
Donald and Walter offer to use their badass music as a cure to help us middle-aged geezers battle the demons of vapid modern music.
Bad news breaking in 18A Missy's kitty turn inside out she say Spider queen demon and that whole crew Across the lobby the wicker wing chair flew All the nice people those goodly souls Quaking in their respective hidey-holes Everyone's wasted in this gruesome dream Not a one of them left to hear you scream
Literally Missy's pet cat was found dead, turned inside out, sacrificed in a voodoo ritual. A bunch of nice people watch horrified as (voodoo queen or voodoo spirit) Spider Queen Demon and her gang kill everybody (a good bunch of scared folks who didn't deserve it,) except you. You watch horrified and screaming.
Meaning 18A is a movie rating, which means you have to be 18 or older to view the movie. So he's talking about the bad news breaking with the 18ish crowd. Maybe suggesting that young people are under the voodoo spell of bad music.
"Spider Queen Demon and that whole crew" I think refers to any of the modern pop crap bands like Brittany/Miley/Lady GaGa. "Middle-aged you" watches her concert, full of good people. You are horrified and screaming at how terrible the music is. But she "knocks 'em dead" (they love her and her crappy music.) You're left with noone on your wavelength.
CHORUS: Two against nature don't you know Who's gonna grok the shape of things to go Two against nature make them groan Who's gonna break the shape of things unknown
Meaning We (Walter and Donald) understand (grok) the future of music, we're underestimated but we're in control, and we're going to break the mold (of crappy modern music.)
Madame Erzulie she come last night Bang you silly but leave a nasty bite There on your nightstand much worse than that Panatela and old black derby hat
Meaning Erzulie is the Voodoo goddess of love and sex.
A Panatela and derby hat is the sign of Voodoo spirit Baron Samedi. Baron Samedi is the spirit the dead. He is also the spirit of sex and resurrection. He is often called upon for healing by those near or approaching death
Baron Samedi also is depicted as someone who crosses gender boundaries, either through cross-dressing or by bisexuality.
So, you met a girl, she fcked you silly and gave you a hickey. You wake up and realize the girl you think you fcked last night was actually a guy ...
These are midlife crisis references. A one night stand that was a great idea last night that you thought would make you young again. You wake up the next morning and realize it was a futile attempt to resurrect your youth (Baron Samedi reference.) In the meantime maybe you accidentally slept with a guy in the process.
Call your doctor - call your shrink Western science she strictly rinkydink They all masissi but we hang tough Apsatively gonna help you beat that stuff
Meaning Masissi is a derogative Creole term for homosexuals. Basically, massisi is how you say "faggot" in Creole.
You can call your doctor or psychiatrist if you want, but Western Science cant help you with this problem because they're all faggots compared to us (Walter and Donald) and our powers. We're tough and we have what you need to beat your problem.
They use the voodoo term massisi - which lends credibility that not only are they tough, but also that they understand the enemy (modern crap music) in an intimate way.
CHORUS: Two against nature tan and lean Puttin' big heat on skanky things unseen Two against nature slinging dread These boys wanna bang the skulls of things undead
Meaning We're badasses, we're in shape for the fight, and we're going to push back at the voodoo demons of crap music. Oh and by the way, they fear us.
T-Bone Angie she champion liar Sew the mouth shut with rusty chicken wire Brother Lou Garue and the Jerry Garry Sprinkling chicken water gonna hush all three Beautiful housewife in deep distress 'Specially you deserve our very best Two against nature they got that stuff Good things happening when you see about us
Meaning Cool voodoo imagery. Here Donald and Walter start telling us exactly the (musical) tools they have to battle these demons. They particularly they prefer helping beautiful housewives.
CHORUS: Two against nature love this gig Pull up the weeds before they're too damn big Two against nature stand alone Who's gonna chase the shape of things unknown Two against nature don't you know Who's gonna drop the boom on things to go Two against nature make them groan Gonna go bang-zoom to the moon on things unknown
Meaning We love what we're doing. We're beating the enemy before they get too strong. We're strong enough to stand alone against the enemy and chase them. And sometimes our music (and our silly lyrics) makes them groan.
Scrape the wallboards the whole damn batch Catch the maggoty eggs before they hatch Pepper and ratbone make damn sure Shake the rubbish out on the patio floor Soak the timber with special spray Nuke the itty bitty ones right where they lay Whip the bastards while they still green Take the firemop - sweep it kissing clean
Meaning These are pest control metaphors.
More of Walter and Donald telling us about the specific (musical) tools in their arsenal to battle the crap music demons.
Or maybe some instructions on how to deal with the crabs you got from Madame Erzulie :)
@WheelyDan I know you did this back in 2010 but WOW, thanks for taking the time! Very helpful. :-)
@WheelyDan I know you did this back in 2010 but WOW, thanks for taking the time! Very helpful. :-)
Double Wow! Amazing stuff. Cryptic as hell, but thanks for the insights.
Double Wow! Amazing stuff. Cryptic as hell, but thanks for the insights.
@WheelyDan I’ll offer this as an opinion. Walter Becker was a known addict, as I’m sure you know a lot of their history. I think he is describing a stint in rehab here, because the Two Against Nature LP was written during a short period after Walter had come out of rehab and was clean. For this masterpiece song, I offer that Room 18-A is a room number in a rehab clinic. Missy’s hallucinating from withdrawal. Her Kitty's turned inside out, she say. Spider King Demon threw a wicker chair across the lobby in anger. People are angry in withdrawal...
@WheelyDan I’ll offer this as an opinion. Walter Becker was a known addict, as I’m sure you know a lot of their history. I think he is describing a stint in rehab here, because the Two Against Nature LP was written during a short period after Walter had come out of rehab and was clean. For this masterpiece song, I offer that Room 18-A is a room number in a rehab clinic. Missy’s hallucinating from withdrawal. Her Kitty's turned inside out, she say. Spider King Demon threw a wicker chair across the lobby in anger. People are angry in withdrawal and demand the doctors give them medication. All the nice people, goodly souls, quaking in their respective hidey holes —-rooms in rehab as they go through withdrawal. Call your doctor. Call your shrink. Not a one of them left to hear you scream. The doctors leave for the day and the patients are screaming for some medicine for relief. Rehab is hell. It just is terrible. Then he describes the other people and the hallucinations and wild methods they have tried to get rid of drugs. Most notable is the fascinating riff throughout the song in the background that Fagen masterfully created that puts into the music the actual feeling in the brain in withdrawal. I’ve withdrawn from a drug and this is exactly what it feels like …if you listen carefully, it’s a da, da, da, DAT Piano riff that randomly plays. Stoke of genius. I love Fagen and Becker. Masters of music. My two cents.
This is also pure speculation, but i think the song is about two police officers who believe it is their personal duty to clean up crime and to "Pull up the weeds before they're too damn big". I think describing prostitution and drugs as "nature" is a particularly important clue to their mindset that things are naturally like this, but they still have to fix them.
The Erzulie verse really puzzled me so I did some research. Apparently Erzulie is a symbol in Vodou and is sometimes associated with homosexual relations. So I think that they're talking about a man who is in denial that he is gay and had a one night stand with a man, a fact which he discovers only the next morning with the "pantela" (cigars) and "derby hat" on his nightstand. Also in the next verse "They all massisi we hang tough". Massisi apparently can mean gay in Haitian, so its possible that these to cops are against this aspect of "nature" as well. Phew, this song has alot more to it than other Steely Dan songs.
Lyrics have nothing to do with this song ... the music is evil, gorgeous and fills your head with sex and makes you dance and forget what happened an hour ago.
The whole album is simply incredible ...
I have no clue what this song is about, but it certainly is great. The rhythm section alone makes the song worthwhile listening.
LISTEN PPL: this is the plot of 'LAST TANGO IN PARIS'. i'll bet my last dollar that mr becker was inspired by this movie. the just previous post is long and thorough, but i'm right, and complete.