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S.S. Bathtub Lyrics
I am the Captain of the S.S. Bathtub
I roam wherever I please
I am the Captain of the S.S. Bathtub
Come sail away with me
My friends come visit on the S.S. Bathtub
They arrive on water skis
Some are dolphins and some are whales
And some are manatees
I travel far in the S.S. Bathtub
I sail the seven seas
Sometimes I stop at islands
That look just like great big knees
I am the Captain of the S.S. Bathtub
I roam wherever I please
I am the Captain of the S.S. Bathtub
Come sail away with me
I've got two dogs on the S.S. Bathtub
A Great Dane and a Pekinese
I named one Port and I named one Starboard
And I'll let you name their fleas
The fish that swim under the S.S. Bathtub
Know all their ABCs
They study hard in their school of fish
Then they go and catch some Z's
I am the Captain of the S.S. Bathtub
I roam wherever I please
I am the Captain of the S.S. Bathtub
Come sail away with me
For dinner on the S.S. Bathtub
We all eat mac & cheese
I don't use salt and I don't use pepper
'Cause I don't want the whales to sneeze
We love to play on the S.S. Bathtub
With our blocks and our frisbees
We make up songs and we put on plays
And we never watch TVs
I am the Captain of the S.S. Bathtub
I roam wherever I please
I am the Captain of the S.S. Bathtub
Come sail away with me
I roam wherever I please
I am the Captain of the S.S. Bathtub
Come sail away with me
They arrive on water skis
Some are dolphins and some are whales
And some are manatees
I sail the seven seas
Sometimes I stop at islands
That look just like great big knees
I roam wherever I please
I am the Captain of the S.S. Bathtub
Come sail away with me
A Great Dane and a Pekinese
I named one Port and I named one Starboard
And I'll let you name their fleas
Know all their ABCs
They study hard in their school of fish
Then they go and catch some Z's
I roam wherever I please
I am the Captain of the S.S. Bathtub
Come sail away with me
We all eat mac & cheese
I don't use salt and I don't use pepper
'Cause I don't want the whales to sneeze
With our blocks and our frisbees
We make up songs and we put on plays
And we never watch TVs
I roam wherever I please
I am the Captain of the S.S. Bathtub
Come sail away with me
Song Info
Submitted by
deathbear On Jul 31, 2005
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A kid's song that's won a ton of awards...David didn't think it was that great of a song when he wrote it, though. Also, every rhyme is with an E, on purpose.