Merry Merry Merry Frickin' Christmas (Family Values Mix) Lyrics
Home for the holiday’s meatloaf and fruitcake
Off to grandmas, it’s so boring
Screaming kids and grandpa’s snoring
She’s trippin’ on a train set, have another box of wine
I must be on Santa clauses shitlist
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now, I’m sick of all my relatives
Have a merry merry merry merry frickin’ Christmas
Passing out pictures of himself in a Speedo
My cousin’ Ashlee her singing really sucks
Blames it on her drummer and acid reflux
She pulled me in the bathroom, I hope we don’t get caught
We haven’t even opened our presents yet but now it’s time to start
I’ll fake a smile ‘cause it’s going back to Wal-Mart
I think that it means what the song clearly states
Schools out, Christmas Break. Home for the holidays, to meatloaf and fruitcake Off to Grandma's, it's so boring Screaming kids and Grandpa's snoring
My aunt Margaret's lost her mind; She's trippin' on a train set, have another box of wine!
It's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas; I must be on Santa Claus's shit list! The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss, Shoot me now, I'm sick of all my relatives! Have a merry merry merry merry frickin' Christmas!
Uncle Richard? He's a weirdo, Passing out pictures of himself in a Speedo. My cousin Ashlee? Her singing really sucks; Blames it on her drummer and acid reflux.
My brother's wife is really hot. She pulled me in the bathroom; I hope we don't get caught!
It's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas; I must be on Santa Claus's shit list! The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss, Shoot me now, I'm sick of all my relatives! Have a merry merry merry merry frickin' Christmas!
We haven't even opened our gifts yet, But now it's time to start. And so I'll fake a smile because it's going back to Wal-Mart...
(Sweetie, are you okay in there) (ecstatic moan)
It's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas; I must be on Santa Claus's shit list! The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss, Shoot me now, I'm sick of all my relatives! Have a merry merry merry merry frickin' Christmas!