Butthole Surfer Lyrics
Los Angeles
Oh big California
A man came up to me
About 40, gay
I say
"Go away...OK...No way...AGGGHHHHHHHGH"
BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.
I was ridin' wave
around Malibu beach
A guy came up to me
He was lookin' like a leech
He said "Hey, Sonny boy, can I eat you peach?"
I say "Motherfucker...ifyoureach..
I don't know what I'm goin' to do"
BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.
A girl came up to me and she was lookin' mighty good...
I was eating quaaludes like butthole surfers should
She left me there where I stood
BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.
WHAT THE FUCK
WE ALL LIKE YOU
'CAUSE YOU'RE A SLUT
its about getting head when your 6 years old! its about all these things! its about being a butthole surfer!
It's about loving your Mum It's about the little bits of crayon... now melted.
It's about loving your Mum It's about the little bits of crayon... now melted.
It's about all the things you wish you had!
Seriously, I had no idea what the words to this were all these years, I just thought it was catchy as shit and rocked! The only line I could semi make out was at the end which sounded like "Hey butt, wtf, if you don't like it's cuz you don't suck"... which kinda made sense cuz back in the 80s if you listened to the Butthole Surfers most people didn't get it and would tell your music sucks. But if these are the real words they're pretty funny, I'll have to go back and listen & see if they fit!