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The Blarney Stone Lyrics
Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck
If I pull out the Claymore you're shit outta luck
Who's that girl, that pretty young thing
After I fuck her she'll get up and sing
Aye Aye Aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye Aye Aye -- the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
Down to the pub for a two shilling ale
The bread on the counter is going stale
If I don't get some fresh bread soon
Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon
Aye Aye Aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye Aye Aye -- the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
Ain't got no girl 'cuz I haven't the time
Got too many other things on me mind
Patty was nice she was pale and cute
But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit
Aye Aye Aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye Aye Aye -- the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
Got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet
Got mold in my ears but I ain't dead yet
Got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head
When Patty starts cryin' this is what I said
Aye Aye Aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye Aye Aye -- the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
If I pull out the Claymore you're shit outta luck
Who's that girl, that pretty young thing
After I fuck her she'll get up and sing
Aye Aye Aye -- the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
The bread on the counter is going stale
If I don't get some fresh bread soon
Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon
Aye Aye Aye -- the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
Got too many other things on me mind
Patty was nice she was pale and cute
But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit
Aye Aye Aye -- the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
Got mold in my ears but I ain't dead yet
Got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head
When Patty starts cryin' this is what I said
Aye Aye Aye -- the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
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now if only this actually became an actual bar singalong. wonderful. also, i wonder if the irish brogue sounds like this
I'm Irish, and I'm not offended.
Aye, Aye, Aye!!
Additional lyrics are usually added when it's performed live: "I got zits on me back, got cancer in me crack, got tumors on my nutsack I got a crack in me head, my feet are all wet Got mold in me ears but I ain't done yet Got hemorrhoids on my asshole, and my peepee is red And when Patty starts squealing, this is what I said!"
this and booze me up and get me high are fucking anthems..... that could be so huge but no one will ever hear but us
which is a good thing.... the end of the live in chicago dvd is gold
God I love this song. Very anthemic. I just want to start singing this in public sometime and see what reaction I get.
If I was Irish, I would be offended by this song, but I'm not.
I really think that this is a parody of Irish drinking songs, b/c the lyrics are so over the top.
I think it's more of a sea shanty parody, hence the pirate-like singing. This also fits with the theme of the album
yup, its a old school irish style sea shanty, and knowing ween, probably just written for the fun of it lol love it!
and after i fuck her she'll get up and sing....
haha
deffinately a nod to pub songs