"The Blarney Stone" as written by and Michael Melchiondo....
Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck
If I pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck
Who's that girl, that pretty young thing
After I fuck her she'll get up and sing

Aye aye aye, sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye, the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

Down to the pub for a two shilling ale
The bread on the counter is going stale
If I don't get some fresh bread soon
Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

Aye aye aye, sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye, the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

Ain't got no girl 'cause I haven't the time
Got too many other things on me mind
Patty was nice she was pale and cute
But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit

Aye aye aye, sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye, the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

Got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet
Got mold in my ears but I ain't dead yet
Got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head
When patty starts cryin' this is what I said

Aye aye aye, sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye, the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye


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"The Blarney Stone" as written by Michael Melchiondo Aaron Freeman

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  • +1
    General Commentnow if only this actually became an actual bar singalong. wonderful. also, i wonder if the irish brogue sounds like this
    pumkinhedon June 23, 2005   Link
  • +1
    General CommentI'm Irish, and I'm not offended.

    Aye, Aye, Aye!!
    pumkinhedon July 29, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis and booze me up and get me high are fucking anthems..... that could be so huge but no one will ever hear but us

    which is a good thing.... the end of the live in chicago dvd is gold
    bharQon March 08, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentGod I love this song. Very anthemic. I just want to start singing this in public sometime and see what reaction I get.
    majestikmoose9on September 19, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentIf I was Irish, I would be offended by this song, but I'm not.
    HiiAmHeidion March 31, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI really think that this is a parody of Irish drinking songs, b/c the lyrics are so over the top.
    Demetrius7on November 19, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI think it's more of a sea shanty parody, hence the pirate-like singing. This also fits with the theme of the album
    ZEROpumpkinson November 22, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Commentyup, its a old school irish style sea shanty, and knowing ween, probably just written for the fun of it lol
    love it!
    huntingbears86on April 07, 2010   Link
  • 0
    General Commentand after i fuck her she'll get up and sing....


    haha


    deffinately a nod to pub songs
    EmoTonyBon October 01, 2010   Link
  • 0
    General CommentAdditional lyrics are usually added when it's performed live:
    "I got zits on me back, got cancer in me crack, got tumors on my nutsack
    I got a crack in me head, my feet are all wet
    Got mold in me ears but I ain't done yet
    Got hemorrhoids on my asshole, and my peepee is red
    And when Patty starts squealing, this is what I said!"
    Deka7X9on February 23, 2016   Link

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