Pilcher's Squad

Sgt. Pilcher, Sgt. Pilcher, ingenious Sgt. Pilcher. He's found a way to make them pay for the deviant things they do and say. Pilcher, Sgt. Pilcher, quick-witted Sgt. Pilcher. He's a dutiful man with his task at hand, and he's bound to insure with his master plan the purity of the mother land. Sgt. Pilcher.
In October of 1968 in heart of Montague Square, there was a rumor of some deviation so Pilcher's Squad was there. Though it was determined before the intrudence the flat was fully clear. When Pilcher arrived and made his inspection the hashish magically appeared.
Pilcher, Sgt. Pilcher, ingenious Sgt. Pilcher. He's found a way to make them pay for the deviant things they do and say. Pilcher, Sgt. Pilcher, quick-witted Sgt. Pilcher. He's a dutiful man with his task at hand and he's bound to insure with his master plan the purity of the motherland. Sgt. Pilcher.
In March of 1969 on return from the store, Patty Harrison found Pilcher's squad waiting at her door. Planting tidbits on the pop-stars seemed quite the thing to do 'till it landed Pilcher in the Pokie in 1972.
Sgt. Pilcher, Sgt. Pilcher, that cunning St. Pilcher. He's found a way to make them pay for the deviant things they do and say. Pilcher, Sgt. Pilcher, sharp as a tack that Pilcher. He's a dutiful man with a task at hand and he's bound to insure with his master plan the purity of the motherland. Sgt. Pilcher.