Pink Thing Lyrics
And I'm crazy for you pink thing.
You make me want to laugh,
You make me want to cry,
When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high,
Pink thing.
Pink thing it'll be OK.
If I could only wake you from your slumber curled,
Pink thing what would straight folks say?
That man is a sinner,
Ever burning in disgrace.
Pink thing, spit in my face,
I'd love you for it.
Into madness for you pink thing.
You make me want to live.
You make me want to die.
And when I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high,
Pink thing.
Pink thing they're a whole new tribe.
If you could only see the way the way the gingham swirls,
Pink thing it's a whole new vibe.
That man is a sinner,
'Fore they cast me down to die,
Pink thing, spit in my eye,
I'd love you for it.
Yes, I'd love you for it.
And I'm crazy for you pink thing.
You make me want to laugh,
You make me want to cry,
When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high,
Pink thing.
Hundred heartbeats high,
Pink thing.
Hundred heartbeats high.
Take you to the brink thing.
I want to introduce you,
Tell me what you think thing. I want to introduce you,
Make that missing link thing.
Don't you think it's time you met some female pink thing?
You make me want to cry,
So why is it I'm happy when there's tears down in your eye?
Well, either this song is an obvious song about masturbation, which I think it could be on the surface, or else its the sentiments of a father, to his newborn baby boy. Both seem to fit, to a degree. A couple things that could lead the listener in either way:
It could be a phallic reference for these reasons: why introduce a baby boy to a baby girl at this age? Why is he happy when the baby is crying? Why would he be happy when the kid throws up on him? Unless he's so overjoyed with being a father, that he loves even the unpleasantries involved. This song sort of goes along with "Earn Enough for Us," where he talks about his fear of not being able to support his wife and their unborn child.
I'm sure its sort of a joke to Andy Partridge -- mocking the establishment with an endearing song about penile-worship, just to turn around and say, "Its really about the joys of fatherhood, get your mind out of the gutter," to anyone who would call him on it.
I'd prefer not to think about "Pink Thing" being a penis, since after Gary Glitter's pedophilia charge, englishmen being involved in that kind of thing is too weird. So i just see it as a song about a new dad's relationship with his newborn son. AWWW!
And get your mind out of the gutter if you think that the whole penis thing is true. Again, creepy.
pumpkinhead, you can't simply ignore the quite clear penis references in this song. The wonderful thing about this song is the clever double meaning of the whole thing, and until you recognise both sides of it you're not really appreciating the skill of Partridge's lyric writing.
What's really cool is that it is clearly a song about a man's love for his penis, but I can't tell you how absolutely amazingly cute and wonderful it was watching my 4-yo son, reflected in the rear view mirror of my car, strapped in his car seat, singing along to 'Pink Thing' as it played on the tape player, as I was driving him to preschool.
Could be about the Caballero's Sword, but I prefer to think it's about the tenderness a dad feels for his infant son
I don't see this about a newborn at all. It's about a guy going through puberty, discovering his sexuality. Yes, it's about his penis. Andy Partridge loves to include clever sexual puns in his songs. It's something he does quite often, this is just a more blatant example of it.
"Don't you think it's time you met some female pink thing?"
And to hammer the point home (pun intended), a blatant reference to sexual intercourse. I have no idea what else a "female pink thing" could be other than a vagina.
The lyric could be read as meet a female, comma, pink thing. Then it would refer to a girl.
The lyric could be read as meet a female, comma, pink thing. Then it would refer to a girl.
oooh matron!
Look, anyone who thinks this is about a father and his newborn baby, how does "So why is it I'm happy when there's tears down in your eye?" fit that explanation? This song is about his penis. And there is NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. There's nothing perverse about it. There's nothing remotely similar between this song and Gary Glitter's obsession with kiddie porn and underage girls. NOTHING. THAT's more of a "get your mind out of the gutter" type of thing.
i hate to break it to y'all but this song is about penises because it is, in fact, hella gay