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Club Med Sucks Lyrics
I don't have to go to school for an entire week
I just wanna go down to Newport Beach
Mom and Dad wanna tell me where to go
They wanna go to Club Med San Carlos
Club Med sucks
Authority sucks
I hate golf
I don't wanna play lacrosse
The people there, they are so stupid
They exploit the poor and the weak
I want no part of their death culture
I just wanna go to the beach
I just wanna go down to Newport Beach
Mom and Dad wanna tell me where to go
They wanna go to Club Med San Carlos
Authority sucks
I hate golf
I don't wanna play lacrosse
They exploit the poor and the weak
I want no part of their death culture
I just wanna go to the beach
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Submitted by
yowza_bean On Dec 05, 2004
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they're way to clever. I have seen pseudo intellectuals, and i've seen CVB and i'll tell you they aren't alike. trust me im right!
Really? I always saw it as a very complex anti-fascist manifesto. Of course it could be me.....but i doubt it.
I'm reminded of the "cool kids" in the audience at Lollapalooza on the Simpsons (i.e. the show where Homer tours with his cannonball-to-the-stomach act; aka the show with Sonic Youth tearing up the theme song, at the end).
You know, when one bored suburban kid makes what sounds like a sarcastic comment. The other says, "Are you being ironic?" and--wearily--the first replies, "I don't even KNOW anymore."
This song is about how Club Med sucks. Authority also sucks. Also, our protagonist does not like golf and lacrosse.
There isn't much to this one, is there?
No, they WERE pseudo-intellectual punks/hippies.
this song pokes fun of pseudo-intellectual punks/hippies who protest every thing involving fat greasy white people.
not that that's a bad thing.
...fucking hippies.