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Hesh's Wedding Rap Lyrics
Remember way back,
when I was smokin' crack,
you were working the corner,
selling that ass
and I took that rusty pipe
and gave your head that gash
then took all your cash
and spent it on smack?
I feel bad about that.
Not really, but yeah.
That and the time
I made you shave your cat.
Oh, and the time
I said your ass looked fat,
or when I played the back nine
while you were taking a nap.
As a matter of fact,
I've been a downright jerk,
Stealing cash from your purse
but that ain't the worst,
Can't believe I'm the guy
who filled your eye with --
We went to the E.R.
and I hit on the nurse.
Now we're here in a church
to make it official,
I love you, you bitch,
You're a motherfucking pistol
Your very hard nipples
are worth every wolf whistle
now say "I do" your mouth's got a date
with my missile.
when I was smokin' crack,
you were working the corner,
selling that ass
and I took that rusty pipe
and gave your head that gash
then took all your cash
and spent it on smack?
Not really, but yeah.
That and the time
I made you shave your cat.
Oh, and the time
I said your ass looked fat,
or when I played the back nine
while you were taking a nap.
I've been a downright jerk,
Stealing cash from your purse
but that ain't the worst,
Can't believe I'm the guy
who filled your eye with --
We went to the E.R.
and I hit on the nurse.
to make it official,
I love you, you bitch,
You're a motherfucking pistol
Your very hard nipples
are worth every wolf whistle
now say "I do" your mouth's got a date
with my missile.
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This song's hilarious, I love it.
what episode is this from?
episode 14 - Der Dieb
the one with "martian law"