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Flatbed Vampire Lyrics
He drives a flatbed truck,
It’s all he ever talks about.
Never about the romance of the bite of fresh prey.
Always, his big truck.
Who knew vampires had to make up for having small genitalia.
It’s all he ever talks about.
Never about the romance of the bite of fresh prey.
Always, his big truck.
Who knew vampires had to make up for having small genitalia.
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This song to me, is about hillbillies who love their flatbed trucks too much and have sexual interface units installed in them so they can make love to them instead of a woman, as the woman would laugh at their homorously small genitalia.
Thus, we refer back to the song "Don't Molest My Zebra", to learn more about the hillbilly ways, most importantly, those of Macho Man Randy Savage.